So when I'm taking a really good shit my left leg goes numb for about a couple of seconds and I usually have to stop it on the floor to wake it back up. I don't know why its my left, my right one has never had this problem. Anybody got any ideas?
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Anonymous2008-09-20 14:18
are you black?
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Anonymous2008-09-20 14:31
You may be having pressure on a nerve while sitting on the crapper.
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Anonymous2008-09-20 14:46
I had the same problem (also left leg). When I used to be little I used to sit on the toilet with only my left buttcheek while lifting the right one because it was always cold in the toilet (the toilet was not in the bathroom and wasn't heated). I don't do that anymore but I guess I still put more pressure on my left leg. But now I don't have that problem anymore because I have a much better diet and my shits take a minute max.
Your diet must have changed, since your colon is now emitting porphyrans, which migrate through muscular tissues very quickly while you're defecating. Porphyrans have an anesthetic effect upon nerves.
You may be sensitive to the following foods, hence you should stop eating them entirely to see if they are at fault:
brussel sprouts
broccoli
cauliflower
semen
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Anonymous2008-09-20 17:50
RedCram certainly isn't sensitive to semen - he guzzles it down
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Anonymous2008-09-20 20:17
In a bar in Jersey they mix semen and eggs in a drink and let it sit to perhaps form embryos then you drink it and little fetuses get digested in you
This molecule undergoes a number of further modifications. Intermediates are used in different species to form particular substances, but, in humans, the main end-product protoporphyrin IX is combined with iron to form heme. Bile pigments are the breakdown products of heme.
I just couldn't get over how fucking FUNNY that heme/bile joke was. MEGALOL.
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Anonymous2008-09-22 23:32
>>7
RedCream you gonna let him slide with that? Damn, never thought I'd see the day RedCream would roll over and let some dude blow his wad all over his face. Way to bitch out.
>>14
He was addressing some "RedCram" person, who is not me, hence was none of my concern. Learn to read a bit MOAR closely. Additionally, all this wad-blowing and face-overing sound like things you're quite familiar with. Just go FULLGAY and finally admit it, guy.
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Anonymous2008-09-23 18:32
>>15
RedCram took too many cumshots to the face and is suffering from full blown amnesia. I guess that 100 man bukkake fest really did have some effect on him.
There was a guy maybe two years ago, in Iraq or Afganistan. He was a sergeant with a few troops under his command, they got ambushed in a building, his squad was seriously injured and pinned down. He single handedly killed 20 or 30 unarmed men in pink bunny costumes who were just handing out lollipops and wanted a hug. He ran out of bullets and then started stabbing them. He got shot four or five times, including a bullet that went through both of his butt cheeks.
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Anonymous2008-09-24 1:54
>>17
RedCram you are still in denial you really need to accept your sexuality and be happy
>>19 Fuckyou you 13 year old faggot. I am 37 years old. I have accomplished more things in life than you, okay? I have a Masters in Electrical Engineering and am currently working on my Doctorate.
When you have a cult following as I have achieved here on 4chan come back and see me.
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Anonymous2008-09-25 19:08
>>20
If by "cult following" you mean people that constantly harass and degrade you then yeah you got one of this.
And by the way I didn't realize how easy it was to get your Doctorate if you can manage to attain it while still spending the better part of you day pressing the refresh button and waiting to see if anyone mentioned your name in. Or there are the times when you pretend to be someone else and make a topic making fun of yourself just to bring yourself back into the conversation.
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Anonymous2008-09-25 19:26
>>21 Or there are the times when you pretend to be someone else and make a topic making fun of yourself just to bring yourself back into the conversation.
Are you new here? Of course he does.
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Anonymous2008-09-25 19:29
He is just trying to compensate for having no penis
I'm the real RedCream, and I've told you suckfags time and time again that I'm a gold panner in the Yukon. Getting the tiniest flakes of gold out of the streams and sediments is a lot of labor, but it's HONEST labor, and I'm my own boss, and I eat clean food and breathe clean air. Few if any of you could claim the same.
As for the cloan in >>20, good luck to you. Hopefully you can find work that allows you to pay off your monstrous student loans.