I had sex for 12 hours solid

So, the other night, I get cut from work early. There's too many transporters, and we decide I can take off. Haven't had a weekend night off in forever, so I gather up this chick I know that works there and is also about to be done and we head out to the (one) local gay bar. I haven't been in forever, and so going is in part like eating candy corn every year (I vaguely recall it sucks, but don't remember how bad unless I try it) and in part looking to get laid. We head straight from the hospital to the club, not bothering to change or anything. So I'm in my slacks and blue transporter polo shirt, she's in blue scrubs. We grab drinks and home base and just chill for a bit. I start seeing people I know and get up to talk to them.

Aside from seeing this suprised-as-hell closet case from work ("He's straight," his tongue-mate feebly offered. Like hell he is. I know this guy. There's backstory here.), I run into this girl I'd met a few times before and actually remember. She's one of an infinite number of straight chicks who upon finding out I'm gay, INSIST I must meet their totally-cute gay friend. It never actually happens. Either he never materializes or he's not cute. But there he is, right with her, and he is pretty cute, and he's into me. So we chat and drink and flirt until the bar closes. We take off to his place and get down to business. After an hour or so we're looking for a towel and just talking about stuff. We get into a pretty good discussion about politics and all kinds of stuff. We just have a good rapport. He starts rubbing my shoulders and we keep talking. I take off my clothes (we'd gotten dressed again) and he keeps rubbing me down, which is awesome. Soon, we're back at it. And we don't really stop for the next 12 hours.

We start out slow, just kind of lying there and idly feeling each other up, and it slowly gets more intense, and more, until we're just sweaty and grinding and oblivious to anything else, then we back off and rest for a bit, and talk or smoke or get water, and then lay there and repeat the cycle. All goddman day. It was the most intense thing ever. We were in all kinds of positions and ... just fucking DAMN.

Here it is, 2 days later, and my muscles are still sore. I've got bruises and burns from I don't even know what. My dick is still tender. And I can't wait to do it again.

If you're never just spent all day in bed having sex, I HIGHLY suggest it.

woah dude...redcream is GAY?

didn't see that one coming

>>2
woah dude... anonyfags keep claiming redcream is GAY?
didn't see that one coming 'cuz I'm a fucking moron
FIXT.

i had for 12 hours liquid

BlackCream had an experience like that once. His name was Tyrone, a drug pusher from the southeast that had a golden forest tan and rippling abs. BlackCream remembers it like it was yesterday. We met as temporary roommates, worked at the same factory, we ate together at the same cafeteria, heck, we even wore the same clothes. It was in our bunk beds that Tyrone decided to confess his love for my butthole...about 20 times that night. BlackCream has to say that it was the best non-consentual sex he has ever had.

It's not sex if there's just two guys.  I mean, come on, let's get real here.

>>1
Heh, would you have sex for 12 hours in REAL life, your dick would fall off. No, really, an erection longer than one single hour will cause the blood in the penis to start to coagulate, in a very painful way too, I might add. After 12 hours your soon-to-be-rotting-due-to-lack-of-oxygen dick would need to be amputated by an emergency medical team.
...you stupid fuck.

Operating Thetan level 7

I have found that a perpetual erection can be safely maintained by keeping a fresh leech attached.  When a leech has taken all it can, it will let go and fall off, at which time another leech may be used.

I love that story. It gives me the courage to face another day every time I read it.

>>3
Sounds like someone is embarrassed that he didn't receive the response he wanted from his revealing story.