Newfags you say?

this is the BEST tip you will ever get on /b/

Also, to greentext, enter a ">" before the text, this only works if you have no text on the line before ">"

To quote, click on someones post number

You can also post a post number from another thread in a different one to "duckroll" people to that thread. I strongly encourage you to duckroll people from troll threads to this one.

There is no invasion board, disreguard anything telling you otherwise

type "sage" in the email feild to sage, this allows you to post without bumping a thread.

type "noko" in the email feild to auto return to the thread you posted in.

to blankpost, hit enter a couple of times in the reply box

OR

hold alt and type 0173(windows only), this creates a textless character that will leave you nameless if typed in the "name" feild (No Anonymous) or can be used to bypass wordfilter as well.

Typing "PENIS" five or more times will filter your entire post to the word "PENIS" once and unfiltered. This also works for "VAGINA" and "BUTTSEX"

To "red name" use a textless character (see alt+0173) in the name feild and then type the desired name in the subject feild. Subjects are ALWAYS red.

It is wise, though not mandated, to avoid "Cut vs Uncut" "US vs Europe" "God is real vs God isn't real" or other similar threads as these are ALMOST CERTAINLY made up of trolls trolling trolls trolling newfags who are trying to troll, and will usually end in sagebombings (Unrelenting spam)

Dont listen to ANYTHING telling you to save a pic as a .js file.

Deleting your "system 32" folder destroys all your vital operating system files and forces a system resore. To confirm note that ALL new computers have this folder, it is not a virus.

Thanks, and remember, DO NOT FEED TROLLS.

PS - Every time I see a fucking "Newfags can't" or "Type this to get to the secret invasion board" thread I will repost this.

REDCREAM'S GAIDE 2 4MATTING 4CHAN POASTINGS (2.0)

BBCode on 4chan (also ref. TGML (a.k.a. S3KR1T K0DZ)):

[b] bold: bold
[i] italic: italic
[m] courier: courier font (also useful for FIXED-WIDTH font ASCII art)
[o] overline: overline
[s] strikeout: strikeout
[u] underline: underline
[sup] superscript: ^superscript
[sub] subscript: _subscript
[code] for commenting code (as [m] except colorized): raise DuhError('log exploded') # shitty back-end
[aa] ASCII art: preserves spaces and uses PROPORTIONAL-WIDTH font for ASCII art
[br] line break:

[spoiler] hides text unless mouseover: spoiler
[#] : literalizes all BBCode tags (a backslash just before a tag does the same thing)
[rem] hides all text inside it

For color GREEN, use quotes in [code] tags:
[code]"This is green text."[/code] becomes "This is green text."

For color RED, use beginning # in [code] tags:
[code]# This is red text.[/code] becomes # This is red text.

Colors PURPLE and BLUE are for code keywords and function names.  You can't make lines of text from those colors.

Quote codes:

> This is the quoted material.

... looks like this:

This is the quoted material.

The ">" quote code is only used at the beginning of a line, and also stacks up to 3 deep with spaces between them (without the use of the [o] tag):


> > > Lick my balls.
> > NO U!
> The both of you can STFU!

... looks like this:

Lick my balls.
NO U!
The both of you can STFU!

Allegedly, to multiquote more, put "> " before the first line end the line with [o] then put "> > "before the next line of text, again ending with [o] third line: "> > > " then end with [o] then on another new line close the three [o] tags.

...

For characters, use Lucida Console font.

There are special tripcodes and names (like "sage") that produce different effects.

ON THE IMAGEBOARDS:

To greentext:  Enter a ">" before the text, this only works if you have no text on the line before ">"

To quote:  Click on someones post number

To sage:  Type "sage" in the email field -- this allows you to post without bumping a thread

To noko:  Type "noko" in the email field to auto return to the thread you posted in

To blankpost #1:  Hit enter a couple of times in the reply box

To blankpost #2:  Hold alt and type 0173 (Microsoft Windows only); this creates a textless character that will leave you nameless if typed in the "name" field (no "Anonymous") or can be used to bypass wordfilter as well

To PENIS:  Type "PENIS" five or more times; it will filter your entire post to the word "PENIS" once and unfiltered. This also works for "VAGINA" and "BUTTSEX".

To type PENIS into a post without it being highlighted and without filtering the whole post to 1 word, type pe:getprophet:nis ... put :getprophet: in the middle of any filtered word.

To "red name":  Use a textless character (see alt+0173) in the name field and then type the desired name in the subject field. Subjects are ALWAYS red.

You can impersonate moot by using moot#faggot in the namefield and ##Admin in the subject.