Name: Anonymous 2008-09-01 12:09
I will reveal soemthing of myself which will benefit you und ze entire universe.
one of mein advanced jackoff methods:
zere will be nein pictures, because pictures will have given ze impression zat this is soem sort of joke. its not.
youll need: ein cock und ballsack with balls, ein rubberband(your choice of size...just make sure you adjust accordingly for great tightness), und ein shower with hot water(sorry ich dont know if you euros get hot water).
put ein rubber band over ze cock und ballsack. twist ze rubber band once again, but this time only over ze cock. Now go under und behind ze ballsack: insert your thumbs through ze back towards front, slide ze thumbs to ze sides of each leg to make some room for each thumbmaking another loop over each testicle once. Now do zat....put another loop around each testicle(thats two more loops total). ze testicles should be snug und tight und lie pulled up und under ze length of your cock ein bit. now is ze adjustment stage( this could take ein few minutes because of ze tightness[ich prefer to use nein lubricant but suit yourself])...slide ze part of ze rubberband zat is wrapped on ze cock und move it towards ze base.....basically you jsut wanna make sure its not on ze middle of your cock because thats not ein workable wanking situation... unless you are going for ein bondage type thing....which can be fun....but thats not vat this is.
now you can start to molest yourself und feel how much better it feels than consentual physical contact with another human. icky!!!
GRAND FINAL PHASE:
you should have been in ze bathroom this whole time with ze shower running at its hottest steamign ze place up.... but if you werent..do it now!!!
ze finishing move is.... to step into ze scalding hot water(with your back facing ze direction of ze water) when you think youre gonna burst from wanking und enjoy. That pain will increase ze intensity of ze experience ten fold.
YOU ARE NOW GOD.
ich take nein resposiblity for any injuries or deaths zat occur as ein result engaging in such activities.... be safe. if you really wanna be ein faggot....do ze rubber band thing....und then like stick your toe in ze water or soemthing.
one of mein advanced jackoff methods:
zere will be nein pictures, because pictures will have given ze impression zat this is soem sort of joke. its not.
youll need: ein cock und ballsack with balls, ein rubberband(your choice of size...just make sure you adjust accordingly for great tightness), und ein shower with hot water(sorry ich dont know if you euros get hot water).
put ein rubber band over ze cock und ballsack. twist ze rubber band once again, but this time only over ze cock. Now go under und behind ze ballsack: insert your thumbs through ze back towards front, slide ze thumbs to ze sides of each leg to make some room for each thumbmaking another loop over each testicle once. Now do zat....put another loop around each testicle(thats two more loops total). ze testicles should be snug und tight und lie pulled up und under ze length of your cock ein bit. now is ze adjustment stage( this could take ein few minutes because of ze tightness[ich prefer to use nein lubricant but suit yourself])...slide ze part of ze rubberband zat is wrapped on ze cock und move it towards ze base.....basically you jsut wanna make sure its not on ze middle of your cock because thats not ein workable wanking situation... unless you are going for ein bondage type thing....which can be fun....but thats not vat this is.
now you can start to molest yourself und feel how much better it feels than consentual physical contact with another human. icky!!!
GRAND FINAL PHASE:
you should have been in ze bathroom this whole time with ze shower running at its hottest steamign ze place up.... but if you werent..do it now!!!
ze finishing move is.... to step into ze scalding hot water(with your back facing ze direction of ze water) when you think youre gonna burst from wanking und enjoy. That pain will increase ze intensity of ze experience ten fold.
YOU ARE NOW GOD.
ich take nein resposiblity for any injuries or deaths zat occur as ein result engaging in such activities.... be safe. if you really wanna be ein faggot....do ze rubber band thing....und then like stick your toe in ze water or soemthing.