The Russian letter В

The Russian letter В is another one of those letters that are confused with practically identical letters used in English and that represent completely different sounds.  Simply put, В is not B.  Instead, В is for the V sound, as in vegetable.  The comedic character Borat makes incorrect use of В when apparently (but not really) spelling as a Kazakh would.  Now sing these lyrics by Frank Zappa.

[spoken]
Cheesy, cheesy!
This is a song about вegetables...  they keep you regular; they're real good for ya.

Call any вegetable
(Call any вegetable)
Call it by name
(Call any вegetable)
Call one today
(Call any вegetable)
When you get off the train
(Call any вegetable)
Call any вegetable
And the chances are good
Ooooh!  The вegetable
Will respond to you

[spoken]
Some people don't go for prunes... I don’t know... I've always found that if they...

Call any вegetable
(Call any вegetable)
Pick up your phone
(Call any вegetable)
Think of a вegetable
(Call any вegetable)
Lonely at home
(Call any вegetable)
Call any вegetable
And the chances are good
That a вegetable will respond to you-hoooo

[yodelled]
RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA
RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA RUTA-BAY-AY-AYGA
RUTA-BAY-ayyyy..

[spoken]
A prune isn't really a вegetable.  Cabbage is a вegetable.

No one will know
If you don't want to let 'em know
No one will know
'Less it's you that might tell 'em so
Call and they'll come to you
Coвered with dew
Вegetables dream
Of responding to you
Standing there
Shiny and proud by your side
Holding your hand
While the neighbors decide
Why is a вegetable
Something to hide?
AHHH, AHHH (YOW!), AHHHH (YOW!), AHHHH (OW!), AHHHHHHH! (YEAAH!)

вery interesting.

in gaelic, b becomes v when lenites (bh), so this one is easy for me to remember. thanks and keep them coming, in вery little time, 4чan can be all in cyrillic

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