Dating a Chinese Girl

Hey Guys!

I started goign out with a Chinese girl at school who is really hot, but she is also very into her Chinese culture which is cool.  I want to show her though that I respect and find her culture interesting too so I have been practicing speaking basic chinese for the past few weeks.

Yesterday I finally put my chinese to the test and I think it really paid off!  I took her to a nice Chinese restuarant and ordered everything in Chinese! Here is how it went:

Waiter: "What would you like sir"

Me: "Ching chong ying eggrolls"

    "Yong chink chong dong orange chicken"
   
    "Chang ying yong coca cola"

Waiter: "!!!!"  (obviously in awe by my mastering of the language)

After I ordered my girl was so shocked she couldn't even get her order out, so I ordered for as well.  She was speechless and clearly amazed by how quickly and accurately my chinese is, I can't wait to meet her parents now that we can all speak chinese.


So guys how did I do?

Chong long dong! (later guys!)

Ching chong bing bong ding dong

Yeah haha..


fuck u, u think it funny to make of chinese? fuck u whitey. China doing better then all in olympics, cause we are best.

go die

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oh yea? fuck u to. All whites hate chinese? fuck all u

>>5
you must be trolling, i can't believe someone can be as dumb as you.

>>6

And your post is just screaming intelligence isn't it?

Get a life loser, English is not everyone's first language.

>>1

Lulz we switching from negroes to the chinese to hate on? nice

thanks to the olympics, i hate chinks more than niggers now

Chinks aren't loud and obnoxious wherever they are, unlike niggers, so they're ok in my book...

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>>1
It sounds like your date went well - learning Chinese must have really paid off! I look forward to hearing any further developments with your relationship

Chinese girls are hot.  did you have sex with her in the restaurant?  I would be all like "CHING CHONG DONG DONG DONG" all over the dim sum, if you know what i mean.

>>3
Say, are you really Chinese?  Could you translate what the hell "ching chong bing bong ding dong" means?

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ding chong dink yong dong ying hong.

I CHINESE I PLAY JOKE

I PUT PEE PEE IN YOU COKE

>>16
ying wong dong ching wing ding!

你好汽車什麼問題的地方

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Hey, has someone who is Chinese, I have seen a lot more anti chinese sentiments popping up all over the net (so I am totally not surprised to find it here).  Just because every country is having their ass handed to them in the Olympics by us Chinese, doesn't give all of you poor non-Chinese the right to go around acting like douchebags.

>>20

Ching chong ying yong sukky sukky my dong.

>>20
WING CHANG WAH AH SO DONG DONG

Ding dong wang wing chang ching dang ying yong

Once a chink bitch tastes white dick, they never go for slant eye cock again