Is Michael Phelps using drugs?

I smell something fishy...

>>1
it's fish what you are smelling. right in your pants

>>2
Jeepers, you are one rude motherfucker.  Go eat shit, you little queer.

I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures, like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that.

>>4
Yo, dawg, are you hitting on me? God, I hate fags! I wish one was here right now. I'd make him fuck me up the ass and jerk off all over my face. And then I'd lick his nipples while cupping his balls in my hands and be like, 'Is that how you like it? Huh? Is that how you like it, fag?' And then I'd make him take a dump on my chest while I masturbated. That'd teach that goddamn queer.