GETTING BANNED FROM MALLS

YOU GUYS EVER BEEN BANNED FROM THE MALL JUST FOR TRYING TO CHAT UP THE HONEYS? I'M TRYING TO GET OVER MY FEAR OF WOMEN SO I MAKE IT MY GOAL TO ASK 100 WOMEN A DAY FOR THEIR PH NUMBERS. I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM ALL THREE MALLS IN MY AREA FOR "HARASSING" WOMEN, AND SEVERAL GYMS. WTF TALKING TO PEOPLE ISNT ILLEGAL. I MEAN WTF? DO THESE SECURITY WANT ME TO STAY SINGLE OR WHAT? FUCK EM THO, I'M STILL ASKING NUMBERS, JUST OUT ON THE STREET, (CANT GET BANNED FROM THE STREET!), NO LUCK SO FAR BUT I'M OUT THEREE. SIMILAR EXPEREIENCES?

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY TALKING TO WOMEN WITH YOUR CRUISE CONTROL OFF YOU ONLY TURN ON THE CRUISE CONTROL WHEN YOU ARE IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT. BITCHES LOVE CRUISE CONTROL.

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Inflatable doll: $49.95
Bothering teenaged girls at malls: PRICELESS

The mall has a men's workwear store, right?  Buy blue coveralls, sit on bench, pull zipper down from neck to your belly button.  Sit back, the magic will happen.

>>4
Stop dreaming about porn.

STOP STEALING MY ALL CAPS GIMMICK!!!!

I GOT A IQ OF OVER 160!!!!! I GO TO MIT!!!!!

I GOT A LOT OF SMARTS SEE????????????????

>>6
GIT 'ER DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1 if you stopped shouting it would help

>>1
You are trying too hard.  You can't force something like sexual attraction.  Additionally, you are just going to get frustrated with a strategy such as yours.  Let it happen naturally.

how do you apprach them anyway? there must be something with your method that makes them need to ban you.

>>10
This Anon speaks truth.

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i chuckled.

well mate, i had a similar expierience. i got banned from my school for "harassing" the teachers who gave me shit for using wikipedia for an assignment. but yeah, women get offended when strangers go upto them and ask for their numbers. but im sure your a good guy but take a little slower. get to know them, be nice, and show em your not in  it souly for sex. i did all of that and im happy as now. cuz ima good guy (: good luck soldier.

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>>14
but I AM in it "souly" for sex. Are you gay, soldier?

Dunno..  I was banned from an upscale mall in my area (Sommerset Collection in the Detroit area) once because I was persistently asking this MILF for her number.  Turns out she was the manager of several department stores in the region.  The security guard wanted to turn me in to the police but I just left anyways and never returned.  That was like 4 years ago..

>>17
epic fail

GETTING MANNED FROM BALLS

That's what this thread's REALLY about.

>>17
You should have touched her ass, pansy.