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 18:38:24        Customer      Michael Scott    
Hello
 18:38:32        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
Welcome to Dell's Inspiron Sales Chat! I hope you are doing well and thank you for waiting. My name is Vin. I will be your personal sales agent, if you would like us to call you in the event this chat is disconnected, please provide your phone number. How may I help you with your purchase today?
 18:38:37        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
Hi, good evening Michael.
 18:38:49        Customer      Michael Scott    
I need a laptop, gaming.
 18:39:23        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
ok, may I know the kind of games that you play?
 18:39:49        Customer      Michael Scott    
cyrsis if you are familiar with that
 18:39:58        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
yes
 18:40:18        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
all right, I definitely recommend an XPS laptop.
 18:40:32        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
Is 15.4" screen fine with you?
 18:40:41        Customer      Michael Scott    
Exactly what i was thinking, great mind think a like i guess ;)
 18:40:44        Customer      Michael Scott    
no
 18:40:44        Customer      Michael Scott    
17
 18:41:43        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
ok, so that will be the XPS M1730, since that is the only XPS laptop we have in 17"
 18:42:23        Customer      Michael Scott    
ok then
 18:42:23        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
Let me pull it up one sec please.
 18:42:28        Customer      Michael Scott    
ok
 18:43:07        Customer      Michael Scott    
Can i have 2 quad core processors? and 16gb of ram? That is a must
 18:45:00        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
do you mean as in 2 processors inside this laptop?
 18:45:12        Customer      Michael Scott    
Also i will need the NVIDIA GeForce 9800 GX2
 18:45:34        Customer      Michael Scott    
well no, i want 2 quad core intel processors
 18:46:26        Customer      Michael Scott    
i would prefer 32 gb of ram, but i think that might make the price a little steep, would it not?
 18:46:58        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
I'm sorry but, it is not possible for a 32 gb Ram.
 18:47:14        Customer      Michael Scott    
Not in any computer?
 18:47:24        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
because there are only a couple of slots available in the laptop.
 18:47:37        Customer      Michael Scott    
oh
 18:47:38        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
And it is not possible on any computer even on a desktop,
 18:48:06        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
The possible maximum Ram is only 4 gb
 18:48:08        Customer      Michael Scott    
So you are saying it is completely impossible to put 32 gb of ram in a computer, mac or pc?
 18:48:14        Customer      Michael Scott    
Wow that is exremely low
 18:48:57        Customer      Michael Scott    
Well i suppose i must suffice
 18:49:24        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
ok, let me clarify it to you, it is not also possible to have 2 different processor on any computer, you can have only type of processor.
 18:49:39        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
32 gb of ram is really impossible on any computers
 18:50:03        Customer      Michael Scott    
ok, well then i must have been mislead by my friend steve.
 18:50:03        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
There are no computers yet that can support this much memory.
 18:50:34        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
I think what he means is that 32 bit not 32 gb of ram.
 18:50:49        Customer      Michael Scott    
just to clear things up, is it also inpossible to put 1.2 TB of HDD on my computer as well?
 18:51:05        Customer      Michael Scott    
That is a possibility.
 18:51:11        Customer      Michael Scott    
Thanks for clearing that up.
 18:51:19        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
And Crysis doesn't require that much memory, in fact 4 gb is pretty big already.
 18:51:31        Customer      Michael Scott    
ok
 18:51:47        Customer      Michael Scott    
Well i want the most possible ram and space
 18:52:25        Customer      Michael Scott    
I normally play WoW and Crysis at the same time and I fried my computer, so the more the better.
 18:52:39        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
And for harddrive, 1.2 TB is not possible also for laptops, well noty just yet. Because the maximum is 640 gb harddrive, and that is very, very big.
 18:52:49        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
I play WoW a lot.
 18:53:24        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
Yes it is true, the more the better, but you hardly would appreciate this giant specs since all games have requirements
 18:53:37        Customer      Michael Scott    
Cool, nice to meet a fellow WoW player, there aren't many of us
 18:54:54        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
And regarding the processor, probably what your friend means is that a quad core processor is more like have 4 processors inside the laptop in a single chip, because basically that how quad core processor works.
 18:55:09        Customer      Michael Scott    
oh i see thanks a lot
 18:55:13        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
**more like having
 18:55:33        Customer      Michael Scott    
is it possible for me to have a wireless keyboard? i like to lay on the couch when i use the computer
 18:55:50        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
yes it is.
 18:57:11        Customer      Michael Scott    
Do they make them so they are waterproof, i tried using one not to long ago when i was trying to take bath. Just so you know, i am an avid gamer so i basically play all day long and never put it down.
 18:58:05        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
It's not water proof :-)
 18:58:30        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
please open this link: http://configure.us.dell.com/dellstore/config.aspx?c=us&cs=19&l=en&oc=DYDWM94&s=dhs
 18:58:33        Customer      Michael Scott    
Sigh, sometimes i think i should become an engineer and tackle waterproof electronics once and for all.
 18:58:36        Customer      Michael Scott    
Sure will.
 18:59:16        Customer      Michael Scott    
Wow, i have to say, that is one sexy computer. By the way, thanks for you help.
 18:59:35        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
You're very welcome Michael.
 18:59:45        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
Will there be anything else I may assist you with?
 18:59:58        Customer      Michael Scott    
So is there anyway i can lower that price?
 19:00:03        Customer      Michael Scott    
it is pretty steep
 19:00:17        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
it's possible to lower it down.
 19:00:34        Customer      Michael Scott    
I just work at McD's and my job is being threatened because i was playing WoW there in the back. ha.
 19:01:40        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
I understand an XPS system is really very expensive specially if you'll be using it for gaming.
 19:02:08        Customer      Michael Scott    
All i am saying is that for that price i deserve a child prostitute with the purchase to please me when i use it. Is that a possibility?
 19:02:11        Customer      Michael Scott    
just kidding man!
 19:02:16        Customer      Michael Scott    
just jerking your chain
 19:02:42        Customer      Michael Scott    
well, back to serious business, what can we do to lower the price. i want to keep the memory and HDD though.
 19:03:50        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
well, let me see.
 19:04:54        Customer      Michael Scott    
Ok then.
 19:05:00        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
I can get you a different package.
 19:05:18        Customer      Michael Scott    
But i like this package...
 19:05:55        Customer      Michael Scott    
Aren't there any deals we can make?
 19:08:00        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
Maybe I can lower down the price, but it's not really much since it will only be more like an additional discount
 19:08:15        Customer      Michael Scott    
hmmm
 19:08:15        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
Because this package is already under promotion.
 19:08:22        Customer      Michael Scott    
i understand
 19:08:31        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
It already includes a $ 639.00 discount
 19:08:56        Customer      Michael Scott    
ok
 19:09:47        Customer      Michael Scott    
Well, look here is the deal
 19:09:52        Customer      Michael Scott    
what if i give you something?
 19:09:56        Customer      Michael Scott    
could you cut down the price
 19:11:36        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
Here's the best thing I could do for you, I can customize this laptop and just base it on what you will be using it for and give you more than what your performance expectation is.
 19:11:57        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
Because Honestly, the specs you're asking is an overkill for what you need it for.
 19:12:26        Customer      Michael Scott    
Look, Dovin, i know what i want. Sorry to be blunt.
 19:12:39        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
having 640 gb harddrive doesn't help at all on the performance of the computer.
 19:13:09        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
it's just like an empty room that you will never use.
 19:14:07        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
but if you really do insist, that's fine. I'll try to work on it, but Michael I cannot promise you anything but I'll try what I can do.
 19:14:21        Agent      BE_Rep_Dovin    
hold on one minute please.
 19:16:30        Customer      Michael Scott    
Well i like empty rooms, there are many places to fap. I have a deal for you, i am in the human trafficing business on the side. You can hook me up with some info and i can deliever a personal slave for you. You can use her for sex or cleaning, maybe both. she will most likely be 8 years old and will cater to your every whim. If you don't want that, would you like me to go down on you? i give a mean suck, i am not gay but i know how to suck a cock. Feel free to email me dood. I will talk to you later. I love you, bye Dovin

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