Is 4chan down?

I keep getting timed out

>>1
Obvious conclusion is obvious.

>>2
You are gay?

>>3
PWNED

>>3
No.  What compelled all those chemicals in your head to mix together and attain that level of curiosity about that particular topic?

The point is, that the guy was asking if 4chan was down, BY ASKING ON 4CHAN.  The obvious conclusion is obvious:  4chan is NOT down, if you're able to poast on it.

>>5
You are gay?

>>6
see
>>5

>>7
See >>6 and >>3

>>8
see
>>5

>>9
see >>8

This is your time to pay,
This is your judgment day,
We made a sacrifice,
And now we get to take your life.

We shoot without a gun,
We'll take on anyone,
It's really nothing new,
It's just a thing we like to do.

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(Get ready to die)
You better get ready to kill
(Get ready to kill)
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Cause here we come
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Your life is running out,
When your time is at an end,
Then it's time to kill again.

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We live in black and white,
Your just a parasite,
Now close your eyes and say good-night.

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(Get ready to die)
You better get ready to kill
(Get ready to kill)
You better get ready to run
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(Get ready to die!)

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(Get ready to die)
(Get ready to die)
(Get ready to die)
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(Get ready to die)
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>>10
see >>11
since you might as well just read something random
since you don't make sense anyway

>>12
No stupid, >>8 said to go to >>6 and >>3. Did you do it, motherfucker?

>>13
see
>>5

This is such a simple instruction, that it's truly astonishing that you cockpunchers can seem to follow it.  Truly, is there somebody that looks after you?  Are you fed daily?  Did you manage to make it to the bathroom successfully today?  Sheesh.

Yes I am fed daily, and yes I have been very good today and made it to the toilet on time a few times. I was simply answering your little riddle with one of my own

>>15
I don't poast in riddles.  Clarity, fuckwit!  Try it sometime.  If you're not a fagshit, that is.

>>16
I don't think I'm a fagshit, but what are some good tests to do to find out?

>>17
Poasting in riddles is an excellent indication.  But there may be other such tests here:

http://www.fagshitia.org

I think the site is down, do you know any tests I can take? what are the symptoms etc?

>>19
The site's down?  FUUUUUUCK!

Well, I'm hardly an expert at recognizing fagshitia.  I just know basic stuff that the observant layman would know, like "use of riddles in online forums".  (And that you otherwise act like a fagshit.)

What if you live with a fagshit and you take turns shitting in each others mouths, would that suggest being a fagshit?

Exchanging shit, especially from a fagshit sufferer, does strongly suggest that you either have fagshitia, or that you will soon contract it.  That's mainline medical reasoning.

>>22
Time for you to leave then RedCram, we don't need your fagshitting kind around here.

REDCREAM IS NOT LEAVING.

REDCREAM CAN'T BE FUCKED.

REDCREAM DOES THE FUCKIN'!

>>24
REDCRAM IS LEAVING
REDCRAM CAN BE FUCKED
MOOT DOES THE FUCKING
FIXED

Nobody fucks with Dice; Dice does the fucking

>>27
Uh Uh 'Fraid Nawt.