I have a really hard BONER in my underpants right now...
Questions? Comments? Concerns?
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Anonymous2008-06-28 12:48
Will the USGS mark it on their maps?
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kendog2008-06-28 12:51
It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me
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Anonymous2008-06-28 13:01
>>1
RedCream, What's with this obsession you have with boners???
>>4
Look, Commander Cumsuck, I don't poast as an anonyfag. I've NEH-VAR poasted as an anonyfag. It's not me. NAO do a barrel roll, and choke on spurting pearl jam.
RedCreams obsession with the male arousal udoubtedly started somewhere between the formative years of 4 to 7. This was probably due to his encounters with his many "uncles" and the "wrestling" sessions he had with his first grade teacher.
His "bonercentric" posts reveal a man under the constant stress of hiding his true sexuality.
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Anonymous2008-06-28 21:29
i lol'd that every thread must become an obviously homoerotic discussion with redcream by the 5th post. gtfo /lounge/ faggots, go get a private room.
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Anonymous2008-06-28 22:56
the prophecy has been fulfilled... this place is now the /buttseckshole/
>>7
You FAILED when you said "starting to think". That's so unlike you. You only think when all other options have been completely exhausted and spent ... much like you you leave your lover's penis.
>>9
Look, Dr. BUNG, bonercentricity is a feature of the anonyfags who poast here. Not me.
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Anonymous2008-06-29 3:33
>>12
Sure RedCram, just ignore the prophecy. You are the one who brought about the chaos of the /buttseckshole/ era
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Dr. Freud2008-06-29 9:36
>>9
Yes, agreed.
I'd also like to add that RedCreams obsession has also led to the emergence of his abnormal toilet habits.
RedCream feels the need to wipe in a forward direction after defecating, smearing his feces on his taint and ballsack. The reasons for this are twofold: He despises his taint for not being a vagina, and he feels disdain for his ballsack because it represent masculinity.
This form of self-punishment (fece smearing) is typical of a man who is confused about his gender role...
>>20
Sorry, guy, you're responding to the wrong poasting, and in fact you're in the wrong thread. No "RedCram" here at all. Maybe you left your reading glasses back in the bath house? Had to take those puppies off while you were pounding mangroins with your face.
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