Let this thread show various tasteful manners of how people have sex. I'll start it off. This should clear up the common misconception that /lounge/ers are all incapable of having any type of intimate relationship.
1. Surprised with romantic candlelit dinner of freshly caught Maine lobster. Dessert was chocolate pickles and hot sex in the missionary position for one hour on a bed of roses with chocolate lubricant.
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I can only imagine that dining on "freshly caught Maine lobster" would be surprising, seeing how it would be flopping around the table and trying to pincer your fucking nose off.
2. Picked up date for lovely evening in toyota camry pocked full of money and handed her a gift of chocolates in heart shaped box. Drove to my bungalow and we dined by candlelight on freshly caught alaskan salmon. Roofied her hot chocolate drink and brought her to my room. Tied her up and my son came out from the closet and I watched as he fucked the shit out of her in the missionary position for one hour.
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3. Watched my mother masturbate, then she watched me masturbate in the missionary position for one hour