Classy Sex Club

Let this thread show various tasteful manners of how people have sex. I'll start it off. This should clear up the common misconception that /lounge/ers are all incapable of having any type of intimate relationship.

1. Surprised with romantic candlelit dinner of freshly caught Maine lobster. Dessert was chocolate pickles and hot sex in the missionary position for one hour on a bed of roses with chocolate lubricant.

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I can only imagine that dining on "freshly caught Maine lobster" would be surprising, seeing how it would be flopping around the table and trying to pincer your fucking nose off.