I'm so insanely overweight that it fucking blows, the weight is absolutely staggering and I've tried everything. Anyone else in the same boat? Any advice?
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Anonymous2008-06-09 10:32
fap 8-9 times a day. that will help u loose weight
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Anonymous2008-06-09 12:18
wii fit
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Anonymous2008-06-09 13:01
>I've tried everything
Liar.
Eat less unhealthy shit, do moar push-ups, squats and running.
It works, it really does.
Obviously you haven't tried "everything", since eating very little and doing simple exercise (walking for an hour each day) will remove ALL excess weight in time. You also haven't tried radical tissue removal surgery, starting with the 15 pounds of most useless flesh, namely your HEAD.
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Anonymous2008-06-09 14:52
Have you tried the Diet of Worms?
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Anonymous2008-06-09 17:41
Liposuction
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Anonymous2008-06-09 17:42
Cover yourself in bacon grease and run through a neighbor's yard who is known for having violent and vicious dogs.
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Anonymous2008-06-09 17:42
Take a mad crazy dump.
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Anonymous2008-06-09 17:42
Sit, bitch, and whine about being overweight while eating a bag of Fritos.
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Anonymous2008-06-09 17:44
Self-control. Eat smaller meals and walk/run for about 1 hour each day. Don't eat until your full but just 1 serving. Keep a track of your calories which should be lesser or equal to 2000 a day. Avoid empty calories as much as possible and find something to keep you busy. Fat people eat cause they're bored. Find a hobby.
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Anonymous2008-06-09 18:32
You haven't tried everything. Your will power is too weak. You need stronger willpower to guide you to do the correct activities for the day.