Name: Yedi 2008-06-05 16:34
In the beginning Desu created the heaven the earth. And the earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the loli of Desu moved upon the face of the waters. And Desu said, "Let there be loli"; and loli appeared, light and darkness then followed as a result. And Desu saw the loli, that it was lovely; and Desu separated the Loli from everything else. And Desu called the loli Kawaii, and made them divine and welcomed them to Lohealiven, Desus private paradise realm where everything is Kawaii. And since Desu thought so highly of loli Desu created the earth as a resort for Desus Kawaii lolis.
Meanwhile Desu´s brother, Debeasuar, became envied of Desu since Desu was surrounded by lolis, which he thought were ripe and young. So Debeasuar kidnapped a loli in a form of a little teddy-bear and tried to Becopypaarste Desu's creation, but he failed since the loli bear was decopysurighted by desu. From the failed experiment, a bear mirroring the corrupt soul of Debeasuar, spawned. Debeasuar looked upon his failed creation with disgust, since it wasn't ripe and young, and decided to throw it into the trashcan realm, where all the gods failed creations got banished. When Debeasuar opened the trashcan realm and prepared to throw the failed loli--an accident happened--the failed loli creation got warped by the dirtiness of the trashcan realm and became reborn.The failed loli bear creation received powers of evil and corruption, its mind was even more corrupt than Debeasuar. Debeasuar saw the horrid warping of his failed loli creation, and grinned. Debeasuar grinned since he could have use of this warped creation of his, and decided to become its "father" and bend it for his will. Debeasuar picked up the warped loli bear and said: "From now on you shall be called "Perilous Dominance Bear". I named you Peril Dominance Bear because I will teach you how to avoid perilous situations, hence perilous. I want you to dominate every plane with me, hence Dominance. And Bear since it was your origin." And that is how the Pe-do-Bear, the long time enemy of lolis, was created.
It took Debeasuar an instant to bend the evil Pe-do-bear to his use. With the Pe-do-bears power Debeasuar descended into Lohealiven and let his creation loose to claim the Kawaii lolis and Lohealiven. The Pe-do-bear did as his supposed "father" told him to and begun conquer the Lohealiven and captured every loli he saw and did throw them into cages. When the Pe-do-bear had captured three lolis he was summoned back to Debeasuar and was forced to turn them over to this "father". Thanks to Debeasuar's greed something went amiss! The Pe-do-bear suddenly gained its own consciousness because of the greed his father showed. The consciousness pe-do-bear looked upon Debeasuar and saw the kawaii lolis he held with greedy hands and suddenly went on a Frenzy, since the pe-do-bear thought it was his well deserved catch. In his frenzy he violated and corrupted the 3 lolis, which turned into a pe-do-cat, a pe-do-bear and a pe-do-penguin. He also killed Debeasuar in his frenzy. When the pe-do-bear regained his sanity he saw what he had done, and didn't feel any remorse at all on what he had done. The pe-do-bear decided that the corpse of Debeasuar should be sealed in a special part of the trashcan realm, since he didn't want anyone to defile the body of his "father". In the special part of the trashcan realm Debeasuar was reincarnated and realized his mistakes, and wandered around aimlessly. Feeling pain and misery from his mistakes and sealing Debeasuar changed his name to Emobearsu, and from then he decided he would become the god of Emos.
Desu had by now realized something was amiss in Lohealiven and decided to return to his private realm. There he saw the horror on what has and is happening. He saw that a cat, 2 bears and one penguin acted like pedophiles and corrupted the kawaii loli realm. By all his might Desu summoned his Debattlesuship, the mightiest anti-god defense ship in all of the realms, and scotty-beamed all of the uncorrupted lolis into the ship. In the Debattlesuship Desu summoned the uncorrupted loli to a conference and wanted four brave which should confront those four pe-do-creatures, since if Desu did leave the almighty anti-god ship it would get dispelled. Four lolis stepped forward, they were named: Krozar, Janap, Suzuran and Yedi. Desu granted them four magical trouts which would aid them against the fight against the Pe-do-creatures. Each of the four mighty heroes took one trout each and got scotty-beamed down to the earth. There the four lolis were instantly overwhelmed and killed by the paws of the the two Pe-do-bears, the paw of the Pe-do-cat and the wings of the pe-do-penguin. Their blood soiled the ground and the four magical trouts. The trouts suddenly absorbed one loly body each and got possessed by the four losoliuls and gained a kawaii aura. The Pe-do-creatures noticed that fishes had gained a ripe and fresh aura and suddenly felt hungry, and decided to eat the four magical trouts. They decided to eat one each, since it would be fair. But they didn't know the true nature of the trouts! The four magical trouts wasn't weapons of destruction, they were imbued with the magic of sealing! The pe-do-creatures into the earth and they have been there ever since that day.
Desu dispelled his Debattlesuship and returned the lolis to the earth to live happily ever after, or so they thought. Since the pe-do-creatures corrupted everything they touches the planet itself did get corrupted. Because of the corruptions of the pe-do-creatures some of the loli began to age, some committed sins and some others murdered her kindred. Desu realized that he needed to purefy the earth before they could live here one more, and moved into the Debattlesuship. Before Desu and the lolis immigrated he created a "recycling system" on earth which would take care of the remaining powers of the pe-do-creatures, that is how we humans were created. In the humans life span we will absorb some power of the pe-do-creatures. If we withstand the taint of the pe-do-creatures and don't commit sins our losoliuls will be welcomed with open arms into the Debattlesuship until the taint of the pe-do-creatures, then we will live here on earth once more. But if we commit sins our losoliuls will be banished to the trashcan realm, since it couldn't purify the part of the taint it absorbed.
That was the story on how the earth was created, how the pe-do-creatures got sealed away and how we humans were created.
In the loli - the kawaii and the losoliuls may Desu bless you
/Yedi the priest of the loli four.
Meanwhile Desu´s brother, Debeasuar, became envied of Desu since Desu was surrounded by lolis, which he thought were ripe and young. So Debeasuar kidnapped a loli in a form of a little teddy-bear and tried to Becopypaarste Desu's creation, but he failed since the loli bear was decopysurighted by desu. From the failed experiment, a bear mirroring the corrupt soul of Debeasuar, spawned. Debeasuar looked upon his failed creation with disgust, since it wasn't ripe and young, and decided to throw it into the trashcan realm, where all the gods failed creations got banished. When Debeasuar opened the trashcan realm and prepared to throw the failed loli--an accident happened--the failed loli creation got warped by the dirtiness of the trashcan realm and became reborn.The failed loli bear creation received powers of evil and corruption, its mind was even more corrupt than Debeasuar. Debeasuar saw the horrid warping of his failed loli creation, and grinned. Debeasuar grinned since he could have use of this warped creation of his, and decided to become its "father" and bend it for his will. Debeasuar picked up the warped loli bear and said: "From now on you shall be called "Perilous Dominance Bear". I named you Peril Dominance Bear because I will teach you how to avoid perilous situations, hence perilous. I want you to dominate every plane with me, hence Dominance. And Bear since it was your origin." And that is how the Pe-do-Bear, the long time enemy of lolis, was created.
It took Debeasuar an instant to bend the evil Pe-do-bear to his use. With the Pe-do-bears power Debeasuar descended into Lohealiven and let his creation loose to claim the Kawaii lolis and Lohealiven. The Pe-do-bear did as his supposed "father" told him to and begun conquer the Lohealiven and captured every loli he saw and did throw them into cages. When the Pe-do-bear had captured three lolis he was summoned back to Debeasuar and was forced to turn them over to this "father". Thanks to Debeasuar's greed something went amiss! The Pe-do-bear suddenly gained its own consciousness because of the greed his father showed. The consciousness pe-do-bear looked upon Debeasuar and saw the kawaii lolis he held with greedy hands and suddenly went on a Frenzy, since the pe-do-bear thought it was his well deserved catch. In his frenzy he violated and corrupted the 3 lolis, which turned into a pe-do-cat, a pe-do-bear and a pe-do-penguin. He also killed Debeasuar in his frenzy. When the pe-do-bear regained his sanity he saw what he had done, and didn't feel any remorse at all on what he had done. The pe-do-bear decided that the corpse of Debeasuar should be sealed in a special part of the trashcan realm, since he didn't want anyone to defile the body of his "father". In the special part of the trashcan realm Debeasuar was reincarnated and realized his mistakes, and wandered around aimlessly. Feeling pain and misery from his mistakes and sealing Debeasuar changed his name to Emobearsu, and from then he decided he would become the god of Emos.
Desu had by now realized something was amiss in Lohealiven and decided to return to his private realm. There he saw the horror on what has and is happening. He saw that a cat, 2 bears and one penguin acted like pedophiles and corrupted the kawaii loli realm. By all his might Desu summoned his Debattlesuship, the mightiest anti-god defense ship in all of the realms, and scotty-beamed all of the uncorrupted lolis into the ship. In the Debattlesuship Desu summoned the uncorrupted loli to a conference and wanted four brave which should confront those four pe-do-creatures, since if Desu did leave the almighty anti-god ship it would get dispelled. Four lolis stepped forward, they were named: Krozar, Janap, Suzuran and Yedi. Desu granted them four magical trouts which would aid them against the fight against the Pe-do-creatures. Each of the four mighty heroes took one trout each and got scotty-beamed down to the earth. There the four lolis were instantly overwhelmed and killed by the paws of the the two Pe-do-bears, the paw of the Pe-do-cat and the wings of the pe-do-penguin. Their blood soiled the ground and the four magical trouts. The trouts suddenly absorbed one loly body each and got possessed by the four losoliuls and gained a kawaii aura. The Pe-do-creatures noticed that fishes had gained a ripe and fresh aura and suddenly felt hungry, and decided to eat the four magical trouts. They decided to eat one each, since it would be fair. But they didn't know the true nature of the trouts! The four magical trouts wasn't weapons of destruction, they were imbued with the magic of sealing! The pe-do-creatures into the earth and they have been there ever since that day.
Desu dispelled his Debattlesuship and returned the lolis to the earth to live happily ever after, or so they thought. Since the pe-do-creatures corrupted everything they touches the planet itself did get corrupted. Because of the corruptions of the pe-do-creatures some of the loli began to age, some committed sins and some others murdered her kindred. Desu realized that he needed to purefy the earth before they could live here one more, and moved into the Debattlesuship. Before Desu and the lolis immigrated he created a "recycling system" on earth which would take care of the remaining powers of the pe-do-creatures, that is how we humans were created. In the humans life span we will absorb some power of the pe-do-creatures. If we withstand the taint of the pe-do-creatures and don't commit sins our losoliuls will be welcomed with open arms into the Debattlesuship until the taint of the pe-do-creatures, then we will live here on earth once more. But if we commit sins our losoliuls will be banished to the trashcan realm, since it couldn't purify the part of the taint it absorbed.
That was the story on how the earth was created, how the pe-do-creatures got sealed away and how we humans were created.
In the loli - the kawaii and the losoliuls may Desu bless you
/Yedi the priest of the loli four.