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Hey RedCream man

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 11:31

Chupa mi huevos, maricon!

Ok man?!

Name: RedCream 2008-05-31 13:23

According to Babelfish, you said:

"It absorbs my eggs, fag."

What absorbs your eggs?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 14:13

Eggs is Mexican metaphor for testicles.  But it's funnier to imagaine the guy complaining about something absorbing his actual eggs.  WHAT COULD DO THAT

Name: AnOnYmOuS 2U 2008-05-31 17:39

If you had the psychic ability of intuition and contextual understanding, RedCream, you would have conceptualized the idea that this person said, "Suck my balls, fag!". U R AND U ARE!

Name: RedCream 2008-05-31 18:29

>>4
So ... you're saying that >>1 was issuing an insult?  Really?  But Babelfish clearly stated that there's an implied "it".  I'm not an "it", so >>1 must have been talking about something else.

A2U, the evidence is perfectly clear.  Even >>3 knows that.  WHAT absorbs >>1's testicles?  The question still stands.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 21:32

It translates to "suck my balls, fag!" you niggers

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-31 21:42

>>5
How about we settle this argument over dinner with my balls in your mouth faggot.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-31 22:15

>>7
This isn't an argument.  I'm merely asking questions about the reasonable translation of what >>1 said.  Even if it WAS an argument, there would be no dinner involved, much less sexual contact.

So, the question still stands.  WHAT absorbs >>1's testicles?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 14:36

>>8
Your mom, THE END.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 20:27

>>8


Redcream lets meet up for dinner and have sex. You really make me horny.

Name: AnOnYmOuS 2U 2008-06-01 21:56

>>8
And the Answer is......
...YOUR MOUTH!

NE1 for some tea?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 22:07

>>11
The only "tea" thats gonna be done around here is me teabagging RedCream into a fuckin coma.

Name: AnOnYmOuS 2U 2008-06-01 22:21

>>12...
When I was referring to:
NE1 for some tea?
I was meaning RedCream, but thanks for making that painfully obvious. DO YOU CARE FOR SOME TEA AS WELL?

Name: AnOnYmOuS 2U 2008-06-01 22:21

One lump or two?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 22:25

>>12
carefull your eggs don't  get absorbed

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 22:29

>>15
careful your ass doesnt look like your face

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 22:33

>>12, >>15, >>16
Careful U'all don't end up with nutnmouth disease.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 22:34

RedCream is already suffering the symptoms of nutnmouth, carefull now, do you want to contract AIDS too?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 22:37

How about we settle this argument over dinner with my balls in your mouth faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-01 22:39

...after u *unzips pants awaiting open mouth of >>19*

Name: RedCream 2008-06-01 22:41

OK count me in

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-02 5:29

*slips scrotum into RedCream's mouth, RedCream rolls nuts around to savor the taste of salts and oils*

RedCream: "Ah, That was real good. Thanks Anon! Thanks 4chan.org! I well-cum anyone into my mouth openly."

Name: RedCream 2008-06-02 14:51

Whats up guys?! I can't wait for that teabagging party thats gonna happen later on tonight. Don't bother to wash your balls. I like that real rank "homeless guy that hasn't showered in years" smell. I actually get nourishment from it and need it for sustanence. Please bring as many sacs as possible.

Name: RedCream 2008-06-03 2:59

The question still stands:  WHAT absorbs >>1's testicles?

Name: AnOnYmOuS 2U 2008-06-03 3:41

UR MOUTH, SCROT AND ALL!

Name: RedCream 2008-06-03 4:58

>>25
UNPOSSIBLE!  So, the question still stands:  WHAT absorbs >>1's testicles?

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 5:07

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Name: AnOnYmOuS 2U 2008-06-03 11:18

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Name: RedCream 2008-06-03 12:52

Why won't you just answer the question, A2U?

Name: RedCream 2008-06-03 17:14

I'm in love with my mother. She got the good genes. Nice, eat to get along with, and pretty. I'm short, thin, and ugly and terrible with people.
 
She's the only pretty girl I've got to kiss. She's 38. I think she cuddles with me out of pity. I'm 17 live at home and have never had a gf.
 
She will sit next to me on the couch, and snuggle with me when we watch Prison break. I'm so glad it started again. I missed holding her, one of the few shows we watched togather and i get to spend time with her.
 
She will kiss me on the cheek sometimes too. I cherish this moment and i hold her close. i probably come off like a huge desperate faggot. Once in a while when it's cold she will come to my bed and snuggle with me. I will hold her, and be happy.
 
A few times I felt her up, when she was sleeping for hours. I'd wait silently till she was completely asleep. Then i'd push her over onto her stomach from her side, and hump her ass slowly. I also have put my dick on her tits too. But I felt bad after doing this and stopped. I dream about her being my wife too much. Like 3 times a week.
 
But i seriously wait for her to get home from school every day. She's the only pretty girl who will ever love me :( I don't think she wants to fuck me. But I probably wouldn't say no if she asked.
 
is there any way for me to live out my fantasy? or at least anyway for me to live with her for as long as possible?

Name: RedCream 2008-06-03 17:40

RedCream cloans have fairly kinky and deviant lives, you'll note.

Name: RedCream 2008-06-03 18:31

Obvious RedCream cloans are obviously Cylongs. Pray they don't become Kling-Ons. Pray.

Name: RedCream 2008-06-03 18:38

Obviously "IT" as >>1 has so inadequately stated, is UR MOUTH. YET YOU FAIL TO SEE NE RELEVANCE DUE TO NUTNMOUTH SYNDROME.
YOU CAN'T SEE THE FOREST FOR THE TREES; YOU CAN'T SMELL YOUR OWN SHIT, ON YOUR KNEES!

Name: AnOnYmOuS 2U 2008-06-03 18:41

Ah, looks like you answered your own question, RedNuts. And I do agree that your attitude bares a striking resemblance to your final statements due to your birth-disease, headupass simplex III...From the sounds of it, very contagious...anons bewares.

Name: RedCream 2008-06-03 19:26

Hey, I remember one time out on the ranch I was with my brother and I decided to pull a trick on my brother. I took two thick, dense cords of sheep feces and put it in a bowl. I gave to my brother and told him it was chocolate pudding. He began to eat the sheep feces. In fact, HE FINISHED EVERY LAST BIT! My brother ate sheep shit!!! But the funny thing is, I don't even have a brother! It was me! I ATE SHEEP SHIT!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 19:44

RedCream and Jews are excellent news

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-03 19:52

Your so fucking disgusting Red Cream. Whit your mom dude? That's just sick...

Name: RedCream 2008-06-04 2:47

Mom fucking's my game, scapegoating the blame; I shield my face shamed, for this life's just a game. Talented is thee, whose trix are a plenty; a mind-fuk-king, impotent, talented pussy. This I am sure for that it be present; you watch on TV as I suck off a pheasant. 4chan is the plan, trolling is the game; but what of my food, is it in my name? Twisted are my lies for truth be they fold; animosities message, donkey suck stories told. I'm but a man, but a fool, but a god; donkey cock love, hardens my rod. Silly be, silly do, silly see; be that my nature, be what it may be. Get thee back, from my sight and my home; yet cum to my room, watch out for the gnome.

Name: RedCream 2008-06-04 9:18

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You'll note that I never adopt A2U's style.

Name: RedCream 2008-06-04 10:28

When U die, we won't remember U. SO FOCUS ON UR DEMEYEZ.

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 3:23


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