There is no Jewish race.

Jewish isn't something that runs in yor blood. It's possible Hebrew might be though, but not Jewish. If a bunch of white people of various backgrounds such as Russian, Polish, and German adopt a Middle Eastern language and religion that doesn't somehow magically turn them into their own "race".

But... But...

THEIR HOOK NOSES AND LITTLE BROWN PIG EYES

THEY'RE UNIQUE

Shut up, JEW.

and weird lips

And fingers precisely shaped to firmly grasp coins and never let go.

RedCream = Blood in semen

My methodology:

Expell RedCream, ingest RedCream, reguritate RedCream, reingest RedCream, Expell RedCream, repeat.

People have no idea what a Jew is and instead of going out and researching they listen to Adolf Hitler and South Park.

Life is sympole. Have whatever faith you like, use everything there is to support that faith, be what it may, and ignore the rest. That's human nature. The problem that is ignored? That which is ignored is often repeated oftenly and ignored results are thereby ignored. self-contamination

I have thought of this aswell. My flat mate says that she is part-jewish because her mother is jewish. What the fuck?

Jews are more cohesive and unified than any other ethnic group. They function as a race, so they are a race, regardless of what modern science calls them.

Half-jews only believe in Jesus Thursday - Saturday

Jews are a race. The reasons why many people claim that Jews aren't a race are A: because a genetical proof of relation to their ancestors would indicate that Christians are not the chosen people and B: because usually, Jewish race has been a term used to de-humanize us.
There is a genetic proof of Jewish people as an ethnicity; even if they might have just started out as a Middle Eastern group of people with a different faith, they kept marrying in into their own communities. Therefore a new DNA pattern can be created over the course of almost 6000 years. Research has shown that Polish Jews are related to Iraqi Jews.
I believe that we are a race; it is funny that - although I am a Jew of half Romanian, half German descent - when I lived in Israel, people commonly guessed my background to be Iraqi. That is because we are Middle Eastern and the thing that baffles me the most are those little boxes on myspace, in which people put their religion as Jewish and their ethnicity as white/ Caucasian. An absolute oxymoron.

JUDEN ICH ACH

I heard once if you don't know your Jewish history, speak the hebrew or yiddish language; some Jews will actual question, "You don't even know your own Jewish heritage or speak the language, how can you be a Jew?" Have you ever heard of anyone in the Jewish community be so demeaning to another, or is this just an uncommon occurence, >>12?

I mean, for me it would seem to be disrespectful, considering if there was something I happened to not know, I wouldn't want my spheres to hit the back of my skull because of it, I would simply like the kindness of friendly conversation. All I ever get from this guy RedCream is consistent blows to my spheres, but thanks to him not knowing how to box, easy enough to avoid contact. What do you think, >>12?

Why would God have racial preferences and if he did why would he have them with something that isn't even an ethnic group?

Because that particular god was invented by the Jews.  They are the ones who wrote the Old Testament.

I have considered this, and I'm not absolutely sure, but one possibility is that of bias; although, even this is only taylored to your question, >>17. It makes the intention behind your question RIGHT.
So, the old saying goes, "If nobody has your back, move your back." Although in this instance, more like the Farengi Unwritten Rule of Acquisition, "If the rule doesn't exist, make it up."

This is a lie, I saw a Jewish race once.  They were trying to see who could reach a penny the fastest.  Malech Steinberg won.

Mordecai Cohen came in second.  Other Jews came in places 3rd through 435th.  The first goyim appeared in the 436th position, but that's only because 1317 more Jews had fallen sick and there were only 436 people participating in the race as an end result.  The 436th person (Richard Smith, of White Plains NY) was about four and one-half days behind the 435th finisher ... and that's only because he was one of the ambulance drivers who took so many of those filthy Jews to B'nai B'rith hospital during the race.  Technically, Smith's 436th placement is a mistake, since he was only there to take the last sick Jew away, and purely by chance, he noticed the penny on the ground at the finish like and picked it up.

Naturally, that was the 436th penny placed there, since there's no actual way to remove ANY penny grasped by a Jew.  To this day, the $4.35 (since Smith gave up his penny, not being a filthy Jew) is still the object of a lawsuit brought by the Jews who organized the event.  The suit alleges 435 counts of fraud.  For each count of fraud, the suit is seeking $1 million in compensatory damages.  Naturally, the Jews bringing the suit have already sold shares based upon the result, and those shares collectively are now worth $872.34 million based upon the close of the market on Friday.

There is no Jewish!

It's all Arab lies!

Tell ya what RedCream, if such a contrivance did occur, surely such a record, story, article would exist containing similar story and accounts by participants and journalists.
Your pathetic attempt at Free-DUM is ended in FAILYOUR...again. *pulls out 2"x4" card with words on it and hands it to RedCream*
*RedCream looks intently at the card, then at Anonymous*
RedCream: WTF? Is this the number to a shrink?!? GTFO!
Anon: Make me *awaiting response*