Once, when I was maybe 9 or 10, I was hiking up a mountain with my dad and some friends and slipped. I fell right into a cactus next to the path. I had to climb out of the cactus and back up onto the trail. I think I had over 20 needles in my legs.
The cactus saved me though. If I didn't fall into the cactus I would have fallen down the whole mountain, which would have hurt a lot more.
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Anonymous2008-05-23 13:42
Happy cactus and hearth-warming sibling-love
My brother was sad
So I got thought in my head
"I cheer him up!"
"I buy him a cactus!"
I went to shop
I gave few dollars
I bought a cactus
Cactus was green and spiky
"It was cool" I thought
I went to home and gave it to brother
He said "Wtf I'm gonna do with a cactus"
I said "It's a cool cactus"
"You can do anything with it"
But he said "You are retarded"
So I said "FUCK YOU!"
AND I TAKE MY PANTS OFF
I SHOW MY FURIOUSLY ERECTED PENIS
AND TAKE HIS PANTS OF TOO
I BEGIN FUCKING HIM INTO ASS
NEIGHBOUR SEES US AND JOINS IN
SO WE HAVE THREESOME WITH OLD GUY
WE ALL CUM ON WALLS
AND I LICK MY BROTHER'S ASSHOLE
OLD GUY LICKS MY BALLS
AND I CUM ALL OVER HIM
BEARS BURST OUT FROM WINDOW
WE FUCK THEM ALL INTO ASS
BEARS ARE COVERED IN CUM
ANIMAL PORN FUCK YEAH
SO WE GIVE THEM BLOWJOBS
AND I SAY FUCK YEAH BALLS
BALLS BALLS BALLS
I WANNA LICK YOUR BROTHER'S BALLS
FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAH
FAGGOTS
SHIT FUCK SHIT BALLS
FUCK YOU ALL!!!!