Halp can someone translate Chinese

It says, "bing bong ching chong ding dong chee waah ma wee no ah"

i hav a small penis

　　　人　　　　　
　　（＿_）　　　　
　 （＿＿）　　　
　（ ＿＿ ）　　　　
　（　・∀・）　＜ My name is Squeeks and I don't speak Chinese.
　（つ　　 つ　
　｜ ｜　|　　　　　
　（_＿）＿）

TRANSLATION:

[m]
bing bong  ching chong  ding dong  chee  waah  ma      wee   no ah
Your       fuck-        stock      is    ass-  prone,  nut-  cocker.[/m]

>>4
EPIC FAIL!!!!!! BBCODE LOOSER!!!

>>1
I greatly resent that.

>>4
HALP!  /sci/ is getting overrun!  Come back to us...

>>5
Well, I do admit to the fail, since it was a clear BBCode error, and on top of that, I had JUST POASTED my GAIDE about how to poast, so I should have known immediately that the [m] tag would have been literalized.

Still, regardless of my failings -- which are negligible -- you are still a disgusting inhaler of throbbing cockmeat.

>>6
Rilly?  Maybe I'll pop on by and take a look.  My time has been taken up on the Who Failed Now forum (ref. Nice Taco, Fuckedcompany, Who Failed Today and Fucked Forum) and I've been working on my cred.  Check it out if you're an alumnus of the Fuckedcompany forums:

http://www.whofailednow.com/f2-Main-Forum.html

I don't poast there as RedCream, but it shouldn't be too hard to tell which one of those tards I really am.

this guy probably
"Are there any porn sites where men vomit into large gaping vaginas? by . "

>>7
Well _you are a ^{_{big ass}} of _{fail. ^You} fail ^_even at _failing and _make your fail _even bigger ^{you fail.}

>>7
whore