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HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER

Name: Greencream 2008-05-20 20:42

Coming from the depths of hell to destroy Redcream, I AM GREENCREAM!!! I shat RAINBOWS and piss LEPERCAUNS, DONT FUCK WITH ME. AND GREEN LANTERN AND TOMMY GREENRANGER SHOOT FROM MY CUM! I AM GREENCREAM!!!!!!!!MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Name: RedCream 2008-05-20 20:59

I'm sorry, I couldn't tell what you were saying in all that yelling.  Could you repeat that in softer tones?

Name: WhiteCream 2008-05-21 0:19

hay spics

Name: BrownCream 2008-05-21 1:58

>>3
epic fail

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-21 2:03

NO U

Name: RedCream's penis 2008-05-21 15:21

>>1
Woah, woah, woah! I shoot the green ranger out of my testicles, not you. Unless...I don't really belong to RedCream....

Name: Greencream 2008-05-21 15:23

>>2
 DON'T FUCK WITH ME SON! ILL GET TOMMY THE POWER RANGER TO COME AND FUCK YOU THE HELL UP MAN!

Name: RedCream 2008-05-21 20:30

>>7
DON'T FUCK WITH ME MAN I'M GAY SO IF YOU DO IT IS DISCRIMINATION AND I WILL TELL MOOT

Name: Greencream 2008-05-21 20:47

>>8
I KNOW A CLONE WHEN I SEE ONE, BUT GOOD JOB ANON! NOW REDCREAM, GET YOUR BIG STUPID FAILURE WHITE ASS OUT HERE!

Name: RainbowCream 2008-05-21 22:54

HAY GUISE WATS GOIN ON

Name: BostonCreamPie 2008-05-21 23:03

I'M SO FUCKING DELICIOUS

Name: GreenCream 2008-05-21 23:46

You are not me, I am me.  I've only posted once.  YOU SIR ARE AN IMPOSTER OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

Name: GreenCream 2008-05-21 23:54

HA HA DISREGAURD THAT i SUCK COCKS!!11111111111!!ONE!!

Name: RedCream 2008-05-22 0:54

Watching GreenCream get beat the fuck up by cloans and other wannabes is amusement of the highest order.  LAY ON!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 1:04

I think watching you getting a chainsaw vasectomy might be a little more amusing

Name: RedCream 2008-05-22 1:09

But only a little more.  And when I say "little", I'm thinking of the same scale used to measure your penor.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 1:14

Yeah well little dicks are good for anal, something you will never know the privilege of

Name: GreenCream 2008-05-22 1:17

>>14
I really don't care.  I only made this name so that the three colors of LightCream could fight it out.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-22 1:51

>>17
True dat.

>>18
If you don't care, you still provide amusement.  The end product is the same as far as I'm concerned.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 4:15

>>19
why are you such a dick to people on this board?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 11:00

FISTING!!!

Name: Greencream 2008-05-22 22:57

>>19
RED, MY CLONES ARE COOLER THAN YOUR CLONES WILL EVER BE! CLONE ON MOTHERFUCKERS, KILL THE EVIL RED WITH COCKSWORDS!

Name: RedCream 2008-05-23 2:15

>>20
Because there ARE no other people on this board.  You're all a bunch of scripts, written in one of the media labs of the Fox Network.

And if there is a tiny minority who are NOT scripts, they are obviously whiny little cockmartins whose effete nature I must naturally abhor.

>>22
"Cock swords"?  Or "cocks words"?

Name: RGB-Cream 2008-05-23 2:34

Name: RedCream 2008-05-23 2:56

>>24
You're wrong.  Horribly wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 3:02

>>1

you don't have an e-mail address therefore you fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 9:15

>>23
but you are only fuckin dumn and you fuckin off fagot

Name: Greencream 2008-05-23 13:21

>>25
SO PAU-I MEAN RED, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TODAY? I WAS THINKIN WE COULD GO GET SOME ICE CREAM OR SOMETHIN.....

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 17:44

>>25 >>25 >>25 >>25
SAMEPERSON

Name: RedCream 2008-05-23 20:32

>>28
Pau?  As in T'Pau?

>>29
Well, DUUUHHHHHHHH!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 20:34

>>30
SAEM FAG!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Greencream 2008-05-23 20:48

>>30
DUDE, YOU NEVER CALLED ME BACK! NOW I HATE YOU EVEN MORE! THE REIGN OF GREENCREAM WILL CRUSH YOUR RED PERIOD JUICE! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

BY THE WAY, THERES A CONCERT NEXT WEEKEND FOR CELINE DION AND I HAVE TWO TICKETS, WANNA GO?

Name: RedCream 2008-05-23 20:53

>>32
I would much rather gouge out my eyeballs with rusty spoons first dipped in acidified jelly, before attending a Celine Dion concert.

THAT is the real fortitude I possess, and as such, I have no fear of the farcical challenge of any COLOR$+"Cream" combinator.

Name: BlackCream 2008-05-23 23:04

>>33
Bet you didn't see me comin cracka.

Name: Greencream 2008-05-23 23:07

>>33
WELL DAMN IT THEN. WHAT ABOUT GOING TO THE MALL? I HEARD THAT THE GAP IS HAVING A SALE, 50% OFF ALL PRE-TEEN SLUT CLOTHING. MIGHT BE SOME NICE LOOKIN 15 YEAR OLDS DOWN THERE.

BOW BEFORE GREENCREAM AND COWER! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 23:43

All the creamfags are fags

/thread

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 23:44

>>33
you're right, it is farcical

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 23:46

>>33
I would also much rather gouge your eyes out than attend a celine dion concert

Name: Greencream 2008-05-24 0:26

>>36
WE ARE NOT FAGS. JUST RED IS.
>>38
AGREED. MISSION ACCEPTED. SO RED, WHAT TIME AM I PICKING YOU UP FOR OUR EYE GOUG-I MEAN PEDO MALL ADVENTURE?

Name: BlackCream 2008-05-24 0:28

>>36
BlackCream aint no faggot. BlackCream gets mo pussy than the entire population of 4chan+5 X a million. BlackCream will come to yo house, break down the door, do yo fine ass mom, and tear shit up. BlackCream is a playa OG yo.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-24 5:10

>>34
Firstly, I'm not a "cracka".

Secondly, I already outlined the COLOR$+"Cream" combinator as an obvious inclusive possibility, which means that I did see you coming.

>>35
I'm not trollin' or rollin' or cornholin' ANYWHERE with you.  There's not going to be any bowin' or cowerin' or bendin' over or any of that shit.  You'll have to look elsewhere for a homosexual encounter.

>>36
No.

>>37
Correct.

>>38
I'm so scared, I'm trembling.  Oh, wait, that's repressed laughter.

>>39
Firstly, no.  See >>41's reply to >>36.

Secondly, not agreed.  See >>41's reply to >>35.

>>40
BlackCream, obviously you spend a lot of time in jail, so who's really afraid of you or could express any concern for you whatsoever?

Now, for all of you:

REDCREAM WINS AGAIN.  The challenger is not only answered but is PWNT in too many dimensions to count.

Name: Cactaur 2008-05-24 8:48

Can everyone (COLOR$+"Cream") but RedCream just shut up?

Name: RainbowCream 2008-05-24 14:34

>>39
>WE ARE NOT FAGS. JUST RED IS.

C'mon dude. RAINBOWCream. I want to rub your cock on my face.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-24 20:16

Yes! I lick butt holes kleen, and definitely twist double-enders up my touche, and know how to count, I had to use all the fingers left on my right foot. But what about you'ss guys? I would graciously like to get felched, and to spend some QT with some hotmuscle building weight lifters, and dogs and mustard and some relish too! What could any Cream want more from life than to narfl my balls, taste my rectal deposites, and swim wit da fishies?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-24 22:50

>>41
I really liked the part where you talk about the elephants doing it

Name: RedCream 2008-05-24 23:48

>>42
The COLOR$+"Cream" combinator is an inclusive possibility.  I should think that that statement was perfectly simple.  How much simpler can I make it for you?

Name: RedCream 2008-05-25 5:23

>>46
Thanks for the props on 44 they really add flavor to my character. I greatly appreciate it, now GTFO!

Name: RedCream 2008-05-25 6:53

>>47
Wasn't me, cloan.  Although I do admire the clever use of the [spoiler] tag to stick self-deprecating statements into an otherwise innocuous paragraph.  That's a great technique for modest LULZ.

And my leaving?  Shan't.  So suck it up, bunky!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-25 7:33

>>48
I smell dicks

Name: RedCream 2008-05-25 16:47

>>49
That's just from your breath, blowin' back in your face.  Dickbreath.

Name: BlackCream 2008-05-25 17:21

>>50
BlackCream thinks that RedCream ate a bunch of baby dicks for breakfast last night. BlackCream has also never been in State except for that one time when BlackCream killed a hoebitch police officer trying to put BlackCream away. BlackCream again states the many women he's laid, and that Red's life revolves around 4Chan Lounge. BlackCream thinks that Red is kind of sad, and BlackCream will let RedCream hump one of his hoes just for tonight. Where you live, Red?

Name: RedCream 2008-05-25 18:01

>>51
Nowhere near the ghetto that spawned your kind.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-26 0:33

...though, closer to the places those bums were that reminded me I still had a nose. And thanks to their baby's little sukl'n mouths, gave me the better blowjobs. Kids tested, mothers approved.

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