fighting a gang of 5th graders.

I was walking back from a final I just had and my usual path takes me by Burger King and through an elementary school. Well, I got a few burgers from BK and headed my regular way. I was walking through the school when I noticed about 10-15 kids heading towards me. They looked about 10 or 11, so I can only assume it's 5th graders.

I just kept walking but was quickly surrounded by the little fuckers. I asked what they wanted and they said the BK. It was all boys. I told them to get lost and kept walking but they quickly got in my way. One kid started kicking me while another spit on me. I wish I was making this up, but the only thing I could think to do was to push the kid who kicked me as hard as I could.

He fell into two more kids and they all went down. The kid who spit on me threw a (weak) punch and I blocked it and pushed him to the ground too. After that, mayhem broke loose and the rest of the kids descended upon me. I kept up my regular stance of pushing the fuckers as hard as I could, but I did have to kick one of them to the ground while I was pushing.

As soon as I had a clear shot I ran my ass off towards my house with about four or five kids in (slow) pursuit.

I could have got more, but I'd rather not hurt any of them, but I did manage to "beat up" at least eight or nine 5th graders, thus solving, at least for me, the question of "How many 5th graders could you take on at a time?"

Sweet.

When fighting children, you must remember to do severe, even horrible damage.  It's the same principle used when putting down an animal that dares to attack a Human.  Children who dare to attack adults should be maimed ... with permanent injuries like missing teeth, gouged-out eyes, and cut-off fingers.

Because if you don't, then the little fuckers will just grow worse in time.  Maim them instead, and they'll remain too frightened to function in a mob again.

NO U

>>3
Fail. The real RedCream does not engage in the maiming of children. On the other hand, maiming cloans like you A-OK.

>>5
The real RedCream does engage in anal raping the kids.

>>5
FAIL.  The real RedCream is far less Liberal that you chanfags think.  The enaction of self defense should be exerted maximally.  Anything else is an invitation to the attacker to recover and then come at you again in some future time.  If he's maimed or dead, he'll be too afraid (or too rotting) to come at you again.

I was once approached by several 5th graders. Only I molested them.

>>8
Lol'd.

Don't ask why.

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>>9
Okay, I wont.

>>9
Why?

Jeepers, I thought it said fisting a gang of 5th graders

Child abuser!

>>3 i do agree with this.

consider what you've done to be something to be proud of. admiteddly they are only lil kids but tbh who gives a fuck. Who started and who finished.

a winner is you