I've been holding in my farts all day long

But now that I'm home I can finally release them and enjoy their majestic odor.

Farts are soooooooooooooo cool!

I'm taking a shit into your thread -- huuuuuh pffarplfshhhhh farP! splash

shit

I tend to notice that if I do that I get severe stomach cramps and bloating so I trained myself to fart really quietly. It still smells sometimes but at least I can do it without it making a noise. Anyone else have this problem when holding it in?

>>5
oh ya when im at work, and  i gotta let it go, ill let em go, but im sure youve heard the term 'silent but deadly', that is sooo true, so whenever someones starts screaming about the smell, im just like, 'who smelt it delt it' and they just shut up while i keep squeezing soft ones out my ass.

>>6
In response to "who smelt it delt it", you say:

He who said the rhyme, did the crime.

Well I for one am sick and tired of this so called 'thread shitter' who comes along and takes an online 'shit' in every thread. It is rude, annoying and simply not acceptable 4chan internet forum behaviure. If this person doesn't stop this destructive behaviour then I will be forced to contact 'moot' and the admins in thiese regards. I had to ban darkside514 on my forums because he was rude (and also his avatar was too big. If you don't know how big you can have your avatar save mine and see the size of it) Don't let yourself have the same fate as darkside514. I mean it.

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
“Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?”

“Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
‘Doctor, ain’t there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?’

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you’re such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.”