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Selling some bonds

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 3:46

Selling zero-coupon bonds for $1 each maturing for a million dollars each in 100 years.

Please post your email address here to find out where to mail your $1 check to.  On May 07, 2108, you will receive your $1,000,000.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 4:22

I prefer the billion dollar millennial series

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 4:25

>>2

Sure.

The billion dollar millennial series:

Cost: $0.01
Maturity: $1,000,000 on May 7, 3009

Post your email address if interested.  Please also specify which bond you'd like.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 4:25

>>3

Oops,  $1,000,000,000 on May 7, 3009

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 4:29

Jeepers, I'm in

Name: RedCream 2008-05-07 4:56

>>1
You must think you're Angelo Mozilo or something.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 19:43

>>1

Sure, if you refund the cost of postage

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 21:13

I'll refund your momma bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 21:17

I will fucking kill you!

Name: RedCream 2008-05-07 21:56

>>1 must be American.  You sure do find a lot of great financial deals out of Americans.  Where do I send the check again?  I'll take 1000 of the 1M series bonds, for $1000 total, so that my descendants can collect $1 billion from your organization on May 07, 2108.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 22:05

>>10
I think >>1 is Lorenzo de Medici

Name: RedCream 2008-05-07 22:59

>>11
Ah, the <I>Italian Connection</I>!  Fuckin' wops!

Name: RedCream 2008-05-07 23:05

(Gaahhhh!  Apologies for the fucking FAIL using HTML.  I'm poasting to some other message boards tonight and I'm getting confused about formatting.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-07 23:06

sean conery thinks its a good idea..

Name: RedCream 2008-05-07 23:14

>>14
Link, please.  We REQUIRE Mr. Connery's DIRECT testimony in such matters.
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