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I just got fucking robbed, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 19:59

person go in house take my condom
y did person take my condom
what condom do wrong to him

 

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 22:00

>>1
well you werent gonna be using them anyway, their in better hands now

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 22:15

ITT: RedCream gets robbed

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 22:31

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Name: Anonymous 2008-05-04 23:44

This crime reminds me of the philosophy of Thomas Hobbes.  You see, for Hobbes, society is like a big fuckin' sea monster from the Bible, with the King being the sea monster's head.  Every man in the society is a part of the sea monster's body.  Under the direction of the King, this heaving heap of humanity can proceed for the common good, in peace and security.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-05 2:03

>>3
RedCream doesn't get robbed.  RedCream does the robbing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 17:23

>>6
The only thing RedCream robs is jizz from the sperm bank which he needs for sustenance and is often drunk with his enjoyment.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 19:17

your getting framed for a rape case m8, goodluck

Name: andy 2008-05-05 21:36

YEH!!!  RedCream is a rapest of old rinkly men. thats your faggot ass style you cum sucker.fuck you fuck you fuck you BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 21:50

Hey andy, I'm getting sick of your attitude it is uncalled for and not welcome on this friendly community forum

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 22:17

>>1

I bet that person is your GF..  she wants to get knocked up and force you to marry her.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-05 23:01

RedCream must keep coming back here because he fucking loves the abuse.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-06 0:31

>>12
CORRECTION:  I keep coming back here since your sophomoric ineptitude hardly qualifies as "abuse", but it's terribly amusing that you'd think so.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 1:11

Mmmhmm, I know you're just saying that because you want more. Oh, you.

Name: RedCream 2008-05-06 2:21

>>14
I want more AMUSEMENT, yes.  I'm sure that's what you meant, since any other meaning would be wrapped up in so much faggay even Liberace would wince and mutter "what a fag" if he had seen such a thing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 6:27

>>15
You just do it because your dumn and dont want to look like an dumn if you leave

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-06 8:36

Your brother isn't hiar! You hiar me?

Name: RedCream 2008-05-06 15:49

>>16
What does "dumn" mean?  There are several interpretations.  (As it happens, all of those interpretations require you to be completely gay.)

Name: Cactaur 2008-05-06 16:30

This really does not belong to /Cactus/...

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 13:17

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
“Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?”

“Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
‘Doctor, ain’t there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?’

You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you’re such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.”


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