how do i tell my mom i love my 13 year old sister?
we have been rubing each other and touching all day long and i want to fuck her but i dont now how to tell my mom im in love with my sister
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Anonymous2008-05-04 14:55
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Compliment her on picking such a sexy man to be her husband and put an extra emphasis on how big a package he must have. Then go shoe shopping together. That should at least get the message across.
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Anonymous2008-05-07 12:42
suck her cock
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Anonymous2008-05-07 16:05
make out with her son.
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Anonymous2008-05-07 16:24
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tell her "ima moving up moving on up to the eastside to the apartment deluxe in the sky"
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Anonymous2008-05-09 20:54
Wow guys there has been some epic trolling in this thread, so much so that I cant even tell if the OP is boning his dad or not!!!!!11
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Anonymous2008-05-09 21:44
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut, and drank them both up
She put the lime in the coconut,
Called the doctor, woke him up, and said,
“Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?”
“Now let me get this straight;
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
You put the lime in the coconut,
called your doctor, woke him up, and said,
‘Doctor, ain’t there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?’
You put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both down,
You put the lime in the cocount, you’re such a silly woman!
Put the lime in the coconut, and drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning.”
"Mom, have a seat. As a woman and a wife, do you know what it's like to lust after some cock? Yes? Well, apparently I've inherited that gene for cock-lust, since I, too, lust after the dick. So what do you say, that we get into a menage a trois with Dad?"
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Anonymous2008-05-17 2:05
She probably dressed you gay. She sure dressed me gay, and I'm not even gay. >:(
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Anonymous2008-05-18 17:31
leave your dildo lying around somewhere and follow her around until she stumbles across it so that when she does you can tell her that its yours for yourself your own personal use for you and your boyfriend that is a guy with a dick and that neither of you has a pussy