>>2
I warn you, MM. I have the ultimate cactifier and if you force me to use it, I will. Now leave this planet alone and dine on some other one.
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Anonymous2008-05-02 23:52
The South will burn again
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Anonymous2008-05-03 0:30
The South will come again!
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GACACTUS2008-05-03 0:33
>>4 YOUR ULTIMATE CACTIFIER WILL NOT WORK ON ME, FOOLISH MORTAL.
I WIELD THE POWER CACTIC AND CANNOT BE LAID LOW BY SUCH A DEVICE.
NOW I MUST CONSTRUCT THE DEVICES THAT WILL ASSIST ME IN CONSUMING THIS WORLD.
ALL THOSE WHO ATTEMPT TO DETER ME WILL BE MET BY ONE BILLION NEEDLES.
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Anonymous2008-05-03 0:40
Oh man thyis shits getting serious guys
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Anonymous2008-05-03 0:51
The South will lose again
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Cactus2008-05-03 1:29
>>7
Great Gacactus, what I hold in my hand is not what you sense. It is instead the Ultimate Mousifier, which does have power over you. Granted, if I activate the device, it will mystically mouse me AND you, but that's the price I choose to pay to stop you from devouring my planet. I am ready to make that sacrifice. Dismantle your assistant devices and leave this world forthwith!
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Anonymous2008-05-03 1:58
>>10
yeah thats the shit man he hates that you got him now!!
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Anonymous2008-05-03 2:20
Bitch wanted to see my grill, I told her I'm not into that barbeque shit, and she turned all retarded
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GACACTUS2008-05-03 5:57
I SEE NOW THAT YOU DO HOLD THE ULTIMATE MOUSIFIER.
THE DEVICE IS AN ANATHEMA TO ME AND I BELIEVE YOU HAVE THE RESOLVE TO USE IT.
I WILL DISMANTLE MY MECHANISMS AND WILL LEAVE THIS WORLD.
BUT BE WARNED THAT THE MEMORY OF GACACTUS IS LONG AND EVER HUNGERS FOR THE SUSTENANCE THAT A WORLD LIKE YOURS PROVIDES. ONE DAY MY HUNGER WILL GROW TOO MUCH AND I WILL RETURN. YOU ARE ONLY MORTAL AND WILL NOT ALWAYS BE HERE TO DEFEND THIS WORLD.
GACACTUS HAS SPOKEN.
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MYSTICAL MOUSE2008-05-03 10:08
AHAHAHHAHAAHAAH!
Use your Mousifier if you must! I am eternal.
I am the four winds of the Dark Star.
I laid waste to the Family Cactaceae on Vega.
I've battled the Order Caryophyllales in systems unknown.
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The Watcher2008-05-04 4:56
The sound of ONE BILLION NEEDLES breaks the atmosphere into columns of flame; as Mystical Mouse endures the thorny hail, a high-pitched and squeaky scream fills the columns of superhot gases. Gacactus did indeed retreat, but his vengeance upon Mystical Mouse is terrible to behold. But view it I did, for I am The Watcher. For a sin committed so long ago that the race I watch is like a mayfly in lifespan, we Watchers must observe the universe as it unfolds, ever concerned but equally forever distant.
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Anonymous2008-05-04 6:02
The Watcher -- I do that too, from the bushes. But people call me the masturbator.
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Anonymous2008-05-04 9:02
I do that too,I do that too, from the bushes. I do that too, from the bushes. people call me the masturbator. I do that too, from the bushes. people call me the masturbator. I do that too, from the bushes. people call me the masturbator. I do that too, from the bushes. people call me the masturbator. people call me the masturbator. from the bushes.
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Cactaur2008-05-04 13:57
Anyone need my help here?
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Cactus2008-05-05 2:27
>>18
Brother Cactaur, we have borne witness to matters of cosmic importance, as great powers of the universe and our own hero population met and clashed ... yet we survived and now know of the greater threats in the universe. Can we use your help? Even in such times when the most powerful cactus feels as a mere thorn's tip in comparison, we CAN make a difference.
Brother Cactaur, I invite you to join the X-Cactii, as we special cactii use our powers to help others and help all things cactilian co-exist peacefully with Humans.