4chan please pray for me

in times of need man turns to his last resort.. RELIGION. i'm sorry god. i renounced catholicism but i need it again. please welcome my prodigal self back into your loving arms. i need to be offered the job so i won't have to be a pathetic sack of shit who does nothing but post on 4chan. i swear i'll go to church (or at least do something) every sunday, i'll live a chaste and austere life, refuse to marry and spend the rest of my life serving those in need.

guys.. are you saying the Our Father with me? D;

>>1
You should go back to fucking socks.

>>1
http://www.google.com/search?ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=navclient&gfns=1&q=s

Is Creed and Default the same band?  They suck the same.

>>2
no thank you. i am not a RedCream - i don't do that.

>>5
Well, if wasn't sock-fucking, it was something similarly pathetic.  What was it?  Voting Democrat?  Selling houses?  Getting an MBA?

WORST PRESIDENT EVER