>>4
The only river you're concerned about is a river of yak semen that you try to get a-flowin' into your mouth and ass. And flowing quite freely, I might add.
>>6
Well, to be honest, I raise a few yaks in a corral near my winter shack in the Yukon. It seems that I have to spend a lot of time keeping you yakfags away from them. Every time I turn around, there's another semen-guzzler, lookin' to tap one of my yaks. Really, it's quite disturbing and I've had to put the RCMP on notice for such perverts in my area.
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Anonymous2008-04-29 6:19
>>7
Yep, its a tough life in the yukon, not enough yak semen to go around
>>8
That's what I noticed, and the RCMP get very irritated hauling these guys in. None of the pervs has ever asked for yak semen on sale; they just want to take it, freshly fired from the yakdong.
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Anonymous2008-04-29 6:24
>>10
Yeah well all that time away from civilisation makes people forget their manners while trying to aquire yak semen
>>13
I didn't realize there was such a tradition there, and the mounties didn't let on that it was. Maybe they're having some fun at my expense. Come to think of it, the price of those yaks did seem suspiciously cheap.