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How do I have sex?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 2:39

So I met this girl online and we went out on a date..  she says she wants to have sex with me tomorrow and keeps calling me at work bugging me bout it.  I'm scared I don't know what to do cause I'm 30 and still a virgin.  Give me some tips, plz?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 2:41

with your weiner

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 4:33

get her to marry you first, or else you'll have no leverage. if she refuses, then something's fishy with this bitch

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 8:53

if it smells like fish eat all you wish, if it smells like cologne leave it alone

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 10:05

>>1
You put your PENIS into her VAGINA.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 10:49

YOU USE THE SPEED BOOST TO GET THROUGH

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 12:14

My balls are inert

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 12:29

i dunno lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 18:05

stick it up her pooper. if she starts screaming she wants to tell you youre good.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 19:31

>>9
She shouldn't be screaming. Has anyone gone over how to properly gag a woman yet?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 21:08

MENS SPEED BOOST GEL FUCK YEAH

Name: Bucket !!PhiVV3U2X7TT1Xm 2008-04-25 21:12

Yeah fuck all the time by most of my speed, for the right of passage.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 23:45

go to gameFAQs
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