Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 14:08
[Since the /r9k/ thread, in which I was supposed to post the reply included below, disappeared, I'm posting it here instead.]
>>64142630
>1- No fucking muslims taking over everything.
Boy have I got news for you... Start learning Spanish, stat.
>2- No being raped every time I open my pay check by the welfare state.
The American state will rape you harder. Trust me.
Also, niggers.
>3-Nicer people
No, that's just a stereotype. We're assholes here as well, although the level of assholery depends on what state you live in.
>4-The bitches love our accent
They're just making fun of you.
>5-Better value for money
Yes the dollar is plummeting while the national debt keeps on increasing you'd really want to live here when it all comes crashing down.
>6-A decent world view
I heard it was nice in Guantanamo this time of year.
>I'm british, I want a fucking empire, it's in my blood.
Lol chavs. Also, why do all British people have big protruding dumbo ears? Makes them look even more stupid and inbred than they are.
>You reap what you sow.
I'm having enough trouble with the dumb Libertarians, the last thing I need is a cocky little cum stain from Britain who thinks he's a whole self-sufficient island.
8-It's fucking massive, Great Britain could fit inside New England 3 fucking times.
No, it could not. Get your facts straight.
>9-The white middle class always win.
It's also slowly disappearing.
tl;dr Fuck off we're full
>>64142630
>1- No fucking muslims taking over everything.
Boy have I got news for you... Start learning Spanish, stat.
>2- No being raped every time I open my pay check by the welfare state.
The American state will rape you harder. Trust me.
Also, niggers.
>3-Nicer people
No, that's just a stereotype. We're assholes here as well, although the level of assholery depends on what state you live in.
>4-The bitches love our accent
They're just making fun of you.
>5-Better value for money
Yes the dollar is plummeting while the national debt keeps on increasing you'd really want to live here when it all comes crashing down.
>6-A decent world view
I heard it was nice in Guantanamo this time of year.
>I'm british, I want a fucking empire, it's in my blood.
Lol chavs. Also, why do all British people have big protruding dumbo ears? Makes them look even more stupid and inbred than they are.
>You reap what you sow.
I'm having enough trouble with the dumb Libertarians, the last thing I need is a cocky little cum stain from Britain who thinks he's a whole self-sufficient island.
8-It's fucking massive, Great Britain could fit inside New England 3 fucking times.
No, it could not. Get your facts straight.
>9-The white middle class always win.
It's also slowly disappearing.
tl;dr Fuck off we're full