Ron Jeremy's prodigious prong could literally split Hannah Montana's tidy cooter right in fucking twain. Don't even tell me you haven't considered that possibility.
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-23 1:00
Do you think that her diary contains paragraphs about her own cooter? And that she uses the word cooter? I sure do.
Destiny Hope Cyrus (born November 23, 1992),[1][2] better known as Miley Cyrus, is an American actress, singer and songwriter.
She is just a kid you filthy pedos!
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-25 4:45
hey if there's hair on the mound, play your balls
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-25 8:46
I dont call it being a pedo, I call it investing in a proper woman early.
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-25 12:59
I called it and she didnt pick up :[
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-25 13:25
Could be, the number is a Miami / Dayton Beach RC number.
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-25 13:47
RickRoll'd for good measure.
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-25 13:49
duckrolled for good dinner.
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-25 14:33
Hannah lives in Miami with the Cubans?
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-25 15:19
Someone call and see if it is her
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-25 21:36
OMG I just called it and she actually answered!!!!! She was all like Hello Hannah Montana speaking? and I was like OMG LOL and she was like lolwut? so I asked her if she has a special name for her mcpoony and she just hung up on me!!!!! What the fuck was that for????
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-25 22:05
She sounds like a man
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-25 22:30
I called her. She gave me free concert tickets. Anyone want to go?
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-25 23:10
if i can fuck her anally and leave my dried up cum on her face for the whole concert, then sure!
>>23
Why would ANY woman leave your ejaculatory fluid on her face long enough for it to dry to a crusty consistency? 99% of women carry tissue either in a pocket or in a purse for just that eventuality. Cum gets wiped off. That's the fact of the matter.
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-26 0:10
I called, but she hung up on me.
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-26 1:36
bitch could get pregant on ther face
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-27 10:57
Lifes what you make it!
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-28 19:32
The last time I freaked out, I just kept looking down
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-28 22:19
Life's all about taking lemons and making hand grenades out of them.
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-28 22:28
Um pardon me for contradicting you, but when I checked I found there was already a system folder so the system32 is obviously the virus made one where the spy ware and viruses go so they can attack windows from the inside. I do know a thing or two about computers as I have been using them for some time. An operating system does not need two system folders to run which is why I knew right away I was dealing with some sort of virus. I don't need those programs anymore because I know where the files are I just need a program that can actually delete the folder and the viruses in it. I don't want to use linux either because I don't think it works with windows. Thank you for your help, but you should continue learning about computers so that one day you will be able to help other people with their problems too.
Name:
Anonymous2008-04-28 23:26
Anyone hear about Hannahs naughty pics that she went and APOLOGIZED for? Why would she do a silly thing like that?
I've heard that there's a standing bounty of $10000 for verified shots of her muff. It's $20000 if the shot has her finger in it. It's $50000 if there's a penis buried in it. And finally, the bounty has been set to $100000 if we have a clear shot of Hillary Clinton going cheek-deep in Hannah Montana's fragrant cooter.
I don't agree with these bounties, but I just thought I'd let you know.
For those who don't know, "cheek-deep" means that Hillary would be trying to insert her tongue into Montana's puckered cervix. That's because Hillary rolls like that as a fuckin' dyke.