advice on scaring kids away from my lawn

im tired of these fukkin little kids coming by my house riding there bikes and the little tricycles and blowing there stupid little horns and coloring with chalk on my cement its not that i mean or anything its just that there fukkin annoying and im trying on finding a legal yet funny way to get them to get away from my house

my current idea is :

boil some water put it in a water gun and spray hem with it while yelling at them to get hell away from my house
everytime they come by

fellow anon's help me in my time of need

add lemon juice and vinegar etc and aim for the face

heres another idea i got
run around in nothing but some speedos on amnd crap myself while yelling at them

put on black leotard, slathered in Crisco, lie on the pavement writhing, moaning, "I'm a seal, I'm a seal"

build a fucking fence you douche

Sign the sex offenders register

>>4
Fucking WIN.  However, large-caliber rifle bullets probably work better.  Just hand the bullets out, with instructions to set them butt-first on the stove.

the fence idea confuses me i mean really wheres the fun in that

>>8
You mount severed heads on the uprights.  Maximum fun.  DUH!

>>6
lol that is a cool idea dude

>>1

I'm afraid I can't help you, I'm far too much of a fag.  If anyone on here isn't a huge fag, maybe they can help you.  If no one helps you, I would presume, if I were you, that everyone who didn't help you but could have was too busy thinking of potential cocks they would like to suck.

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get a big ass sign and put a pic of pedobear on it with sum loli