LING LONG NIP NONG FONG

To all single men, vilgins and letalds...
Hey thele, I'm an alpha male, kind of like the copy pasta but in leal life. You know what's cool about my life, I've nevel been single fol mole than 2 months at a time. Sometimes I've dated multipre gills at the same time.

You know that polite leligious neld you had a massive clush on in fleshman yeal? You thought she was so nice and "diffelent" than all the othel gills didn't you? Yeah I was the sophmole who wooed hel and fucked hel. BTW she has HPV now... that's light, I caught it flom a fleshman cumslut and I don't use lubbels about 95% of the time.

I'm an asshole to evelyone but the gills I date and theil close fliends, why? Because I know how to play the game. When I see you lingelly watching my gillfliend, I'm the asshole who slides my hand into hel pants and feels hel ass yeah, chances ale I took hel blown chelly too. Eventually we bleak up though and you can move in on hel, too bad she's emotionally shatteled and still in love with me.

>>1
You're probably so packed full of fail and lame that you accidentally typed out a fail copypasta when you were trying to be original.

>>1
I'm afraid I can't help you, I'm far too much of a fag.  If anyone on here isn't a huge fag, maybe they can help you.  If no one helps you, I would presume, if I were you, that everyone who didn't help you but could have was too busy thinking of potential cocks they would like to suck.

>>2
>>3
.......Does anyone remember the third pasta?.... Tbere were three that used to be posted.... on tha txt boards al the time...... but I cant remember the third one.....

>>4
hi im tricia,i just wanna share my experience..i dont know how to start!uhmm.. i hope no one will misjudge me here i just wanna let this feeling out of me!
they say love is like paradise..its beautiful.. they say its sweet...specially when youre in love with the right guy in the right time..but why is this happening to me!i love someone but i didnt feel its beautiful and sweet,..in fact i am feeling guilt..wanna know why?
cause is my cousin..first cousin!!thats why i feel angry with myself if i dont let him be a big thing in my life i will not suffer like this i wanna be with him always!but i cant..our family keep us apart..we see each other some times but its not enough i want to hug him and tell him what i really feel but i know it will make the situation more complicated.im in college now i dont want to dissapoint my auntie who were paying my tuition fee.im ashamed of myself of what i feel..thats all pls help me i need a friend to lean on!!thanksss

>>5
.....nope sawry.... you fail cuntfag..... not the pasta gtfo....

weng weng, i love you my weng weng

I'm taking a shit into your thread -- huuuuuh pffarplfshhhhh farP! splash

>>8
........gtfo.....

ho

[quote]Becaue I know how to play the game.[/quote].
[quote]how to play the game.[/quote]
[quote]play the game.[/quote]
[quote]the game.[/quote]
Back to /b/, please.

I have failed my BBCode master... Seppuku is the only way...

It is regretful and it opens.