Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 7:23
To all single men, vilgins and letalds...
Hey thele, I'm an alpha male, kind of like the copy pasta but in leal life. You know what's cool about my life, I've nevel been single fol mole than 2 months at a time. Sometimes I've dated multipre gills at the same time.
You know that polite leligious neld you had a massive clush on in fleshman yeal? You thought she was so nice and "diffelent" than all the othel gills didn't you? Yeah I was the sophmole who wooed hel and fucked hel. BTW she has HPV now... that's light, I caught it flom a fleshman cumslut and I don't use lubbels about 95% of the time.
I'm an asshole to evelyone but the gills I date and theil close fliends, why? Because I know how to play the game. When I see you lingelly watching my gillfliend, I'm the asshole who slides my hand into hel pants and feels hel ass yeah, chances ale I took hel blown chelly too. Eventually we bleak up though and you can move in on hel, too bad she's emotionally shatteled and still in love with me.
Hey thele, I'm an alpha male, kind of like the copy pasta but in leal life. You know what's cool about my life, I've nevel been single fol mole than 2 months at a time. Sometimes I've dated multipre gills at the same time.
You know that polite leligious neld you had a massive clush on in fleshman yeal? You thought she was so nice and "diffelent" than all the othel gills didn't you? Yeah I was the sophmole who wooed hel and fucked hel. BTW she has HPV now... that's light, I caught it flom a fleshman cumslut and I don't use lubbels about 95% of the time.
I'm an asshole to evelyone but the gills I date and theil close fliends, why? Because I know how to play the game. When I see you lingelly watching my gillfliend, I'm the asshole who slides my hand into hel pants and feels hel ass yeah, chances ale I took hel blown chelly too. Eventually we bleak up though and you can move in on hel, too bad she's emotionally shatteled and still in love with me.