Help me lounge!!

How can a geeky asian guy like me score with white chicks???

There's this incredibly beautiful redhead here at work...with an awesome body and unbelievable ass....I was thinking of talking to her but I dunno if she would even give me a chance....do you have any advice???

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See, being a ladies man myself, I know exactly what you need to do. In fact, I'll put it in a few simple steps.

1. Wear contacts if you wear glasses. Glasses are for fags.

2. Get her attention, then walk over to her. The key to the walk is to do it with a bit of a limp, but a cool limp. You know, like your knee just gave out on you, but you don't give a shit. Just practice in front of a mirror

3. Make sure while completing the walk, you have your pants hanging below your ass. She has to know you're real shit.

4. Throw gang signs. Lots of them. This will confuse her, but intrigue her at the same time. You're on your way into the pants.

5. Talk straight, with a bit of a twang to your voice. Do NOT let her know that you have a pathetic asian voice. Chicks dig real niggas.

6. Do NOT let her know about your anime collection. She won't give a shit either.

7. Invite her back to your crib, where you and your peeps will be smoking bud and sippin 40's.

8. After her immediate rejection, go home and cry.

9. Realize that you are and will always be a pathetic Asian fuck who will die alone.

10. Turn bath water on. Make it hot.

11. After the bath tub is full, jump in.

12. Kill yourself.

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AZN gais have a big problem to overcome when approaching White chicks -- SMALL COCKS.  There's no "wai" to overcome that problem.  Why would they want White chicks, anyway?  One, they have access to AZN grrl hotness as a standard issue.  Two, White chicks tend to be grossly fat and smell constantly like greasy burgers.

>>5
You sound like the type of guy who enjoys penis in and around your mouth.

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>>5
You're probably so packed full of fail and lame that you accidentally typed out a fail copypasta when you were trying to be original.

>>1

Get ouuta here, dude!  Stop obsessing over one chick when there are millions of hot chicks out there in our world.  If you must have her, at least practice your game on other chicks before going for her.  Google for some sites that'll off advice on this topic many times better than what will be given in this thread.

give her some money