I'm Ugly, Help

Yes I'm hideous. Anybody got any tips on how to get girls to notice me?

Grow your hair long and comb it over your face.

Get money. Lots of it.

1. Bleach your hair
2. Shave off your eyebrows
3. Furrow you brows
4. If people look at you, glare back at them
5. Walk as lazily as possible

1. Paint your face to blue
2. Take your clothes off
3. Tape dead animals into your naked body
4. Go out to town like that
5. Sing something loudly (or if you can't sing, just scream)

I'm sure you will noticed.

If your so ugly why do you want to be noticed?

become a rapist

>>6
*you're

since you're on 4chan, I assume you're fat or really skinny.

Try to work on the things that you can, like losing weight, dressing better, get a good haircut, maintain proper hygiene.

Now that's just the beginning. You have to actually like yourself. Get some hobbies, and learn to accept yourself and love life. Don't look specifically to get girls. This infectious positive attitude will get people to notice you.

Also, if you have any undiagnosed personality disorders, see a shrink, right away.

>>9
Thanks, Sigmund Fruit. Thanks a lot for that there.

You can give me a call honey 386-383-3513 Ill notice you

>>10
no problem, brosef ;)

>>11
holy shit