I'm Ugly, Help

Yes I'm hideous. Anybody got any tips on how to get girls to notice me?

since you're on 4chan, I assume you're fat or really skinny.

Try to work on the things that you can, like losing weight, dressing better, get a good haircut, maintain proper hygiene.

Now that's just the beginning. You have to actually like yourself. Get some hobbies, and learn to accept yourself and love life. Don't look specifically to get girls. This infectious positive attitude will get people to notice you.

Also, if you have any undiagnosed personality disorders, see a shrink, right away.