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What would your suicide note say?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 20:22

Dear Reader,

This note is laced with anthrax.

See you soon!

-Anon

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 18:01

fail

you wont see him/her soon as there is no life after death

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 18:27

>>2
95% of the world believes otherwise.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 22:25

>>3
they want to believe
that's not the same as actually believing

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 16:11

>>4
yes it is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 17:24

>>1
That, actually, is quite clever. :)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 19:28

whats anthrax ???

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 22:14

>>7
its the stuff you rub on your balls before you jack off, you just blow a really big load off after that

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 22:51

>>1
clever

i wouldn't have commited suicide due to self pity or whatnot, more to see what was on the other side.

sortof been giving myself panic attacks lately, thinking about endless nothing or something.
immortality scares me.
it would be a farewell and good luck, and i hope you wish the same!

Name: RedCream 2008-04-22 23:26

>>8
True.  Anthrax spores are a powerful aphrodesiac, and upon testicular application, you ejaculate much more powerfully.  RUB ANTHRAX ON BALLS -- JET JISM LIKE A FIREHOSE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 1:17

>>10
I'm not sure you are giving this board good advice RedCream

Name: RedCream 2008-04-23 1:44

>>11
Well, I am VERY sure, hence the advice will keep on truckin', if you know what I mean.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 8:07

sage sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 8:07

sage sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 8:07

sage sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 8:08

sage sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 8:08

sage sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 9:49

Dear brother,

Before I died, I stole your virginity.

-Mr. Gay

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 10:24

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