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I am a Virgin....i have some questions

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-11 22:16

So...this may sound weird but when you wear a condom...where do you cum? I just always kinda have this fear in the back of my head that if i cum in the condom while i am still in her...that maybe there will be a hole and get the girl pregnet.

what do you guys do?
(this is serious question)

also...what condoms do you prefer/use?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-11 23:06

duh, you're supposed to get them pregnant, otherwise you may as well just jack off

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-11 23:47

Wear 2 condoms

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 2:46

i like to jerk off onto the woman

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 17:55

Pull out at the last moment and cum on her tits/face. Make sure you get some in her hair, just enough to make her angry.

If you really want to piss her off, make sure she doesn't want kids. Then cum in her pussy. Also epic

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 20:03

practice laughing evilly.  What you do is, get yourself feeling full of hatred with angry eyebrows and then imagine your object of hatred slipping on a banana peel.  You laugh will sound "Woooohaahaahaahaahahaha".

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 9:48

>>5
Still a chance to preg her, Virgin McDumb.

Name: jay marfal 2008-04-13 13:48

try using no-frills cling wrap. let me know it is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 12:03

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 12:59

okay, i'll give you serious answer. when you cum, there's a reservoir tip (unless you're using shitty condoms, so don't) and that's where your cum will go.

okay, i'm actually lying, trojan and other such companies tell people their products are 95% effective as tested by the FDA so they can laugh at you, the virgin, how on earth would latex withstand such an amazing substance like your cum? now shove it in.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 20:26

>>6
im lolling anon

im lolling

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 3:14


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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-15 6:37

>>22
fuck off moron

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