McCain's first act of his Presidency will be to start a campaign of aerial bombardment of North Vietnam. After a good 6 months of pummeling, the sorties will then be extended to half-drops, with the remaining bomb loads being reserved for the 2nd leg over North Korea. Longer-range bombers may be required for that sort of thing, but they're not really necessary -- upon exhaustion of fuel, the crews can just bail out and ditch the bombers in the Sea of Japan, since the American taxpayers can just dig deeper and pay for new bombers.
What, too expensive? Hey, it's IMPORTANT. You wouldn't want to be called UNPATRIOTIC, would you? After all, your beloved PRESIDENT would be IN CHARGE. Right?