month of sex abstinence

ok /lounge/ i'm on the 24th day of my month of abstinence from sex (that means, no touching, no fucking, no sucking etc.), things are going great, the urges are almost gone and in 7 more days i'll be able to cum again

why do i do this you ask? well, i do this almost every year to see how far can i go, and because the orgasm after a month of abstinence is unbelievable, really you should try that

wow thats fucking almost too hard for me to do, when i dont fap, i get stressed and irritated, its the only way i know to release stress. since i have no friends to cool me down or a gf to give me a massage instead.

so go fuck yourself.

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i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans

>>2
i will fuck myself, i'm gonna stick 1 finger up my ass and i will cum like a pro

damn i just got hard...

asking Anonymous to remain abstinent is like asking an alcoholic to get drunk.

>>5

Wat?

I live out in the boobies so there aren't many real crazies around, but one time I was walking into the local pubic library and this dude was at a table at the end of an aisle rubbing and any time anyone would come down that aisle, he would stare right at them until they moved on. I walked down his aisle after seeing him do it to some other people and kept direct eye contact with him the whole time, like a solid 15 seconds, and he never looked away.

another day went trough... time seems to get slower as i get closer and closer to the fap day

only 4 more days to go, the urges are back...

You're spending your time thinking about it. Of course you'll have urges. You need to do something that will distract your thoughts, like meatspin, lemon party or Futurama.

>>1
dont bullshit me. You never get any sex anyway you lying cunt.

>>11
even if i told you that i sometimes get laid you wouldn't believe me, so since i don't want to waste time, yes i do get some "sexy times" sometimes and i don't give a fuck if anybody believes this...

tomorrow is the day, damn i got hard again...

post pics of your load, want to see how big it is.

if no pics. it didnt happen

26 years of abstinence, I win!