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so i got arrested

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 20:14

so..

last saturday

me and some buddies got arrested for posession of marijuana and paraphanalia

court dates in like a week

since its my first offense

whats the absolute worse that could happen? lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 20:19

You have to go to court for posession of marijuana? Where do you live, Saudi Arabia?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 20:46

lol sux2bu

learn to eat your stash and break your pipe you dumbshit

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 22:06

Hey! Look on the bright side! You can look forward to the repeated violation of your mouth and anus in jail!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 23:06

The Annex is fucking awesome.

http://annex.wikia.com

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 23:25

>>1
JAIL

Name: RedCream 2008-04-01 0:24

>>1
As >>4 implies, the worst that can happen is that a large man can force you to give him a blows job.  I advise that you to bite, and bite down hard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 15:08

>>7
faggit stfu

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 15:25

>>7
rofl
You have no clue what you are talking about. Read >>8.

Name: RedCream 2008-04-01 16:05

>>8
FAIL.  Force is not faggotry.  Fucker!

>>9
You are the clueless one here.  BITE DOWN.  That'll be the last blows job anyone would try to force you to give, that's for fucking certain.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:08

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:21

>>10

'just bite down' faggotry

Name: RedCream 2008-04-01 16:46

>>12
They're gonna FORCE the penis into your mouth anyway.  Which letter in the word "force" didn't you understand, shitlick?  SO JUST BITE DOWN.  Biting is DEFENSE, not FAGGOTRY.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 16:51

>>13

faggit

Name: 9 2008-04-01 18:20

>>13
You clearly have no clue. I suggest you arrest yourself and see what they do with cute girly boys like you. Hint: You won't be able to eat anything but supper.

Name: RedCream 2008-04-01 18:23

>>14 >>15 : Libfags with secret desires to be priz-raeped. obviously.

Name: 9 2008-04-01 18:27

>>16
That all you got? Learn from Christopher Hanssen how to troll good.

Name: RedCream 2008-04-01 18:31

>>17
I'm not trolling.  If I were trolling, boy, you'd know you'd been trolled.

Name: 9 2008-04-01 18:33

>>18
Clever. I am shaking in fear, Willard W. Whitebread... I mean, RedCream. You really have a long way to learn to troll good and properly. What you display is childs play.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 19:32

>>16

just bite it, lulz

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 21:36

If you goto jail just act mental and start throwing shit around and constantly start fights with the guards. That way you'll spend all your time in the psych ward free from most dangers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 21:44

RedCream is an intelligent user of this site, but he still needs to improve his trolling

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 22:30

Maybe this one.

Name: RedCream 2008-04-02 1:06

>>19
I am not that Whitebread racefag.  And I wasn't trolling.  When threatened with mouthraep, BITE DOWN HARD.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 1:51

>>24
not a racefag but still a gayfag

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 2:27

aha. and how's that baby of yours. is it colored or just black?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 2:51

This is not how the heir to the Pickett slide rule fortune should behave.

Name: Sageing fail since 1463 2008-04-02 8:34

Fail troll is fail.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 9:40

>>24

and swallow?

Name: RedCream 2008-04-02 17:07

>>29
DUH!  YES!  Why spit it out so some prison doctor can sew it back on so he can mouthraep you again?  Digest it and WIN.  Remember, semi-cannibalism is not faggotry.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-02 19:23

So much for your dick.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 12:47

>>30

faggit, eatin dicks all day long

Name: Sageing fail since 1463 2008-04-03 12:52

>>30
Huge fraggotry!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-03 19:04

>>30
 cream pants failed

Name: RedCream 2008-04-03 19:39

>>32 >>33 >>34
DEFENSIVE CANNIBALISM IS NOT FAGGOTRY.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 7:01

>>1
dude misdemeanor your fine just get a lawyer and let the lawyer do all the talking. Plus a first offense and depending where you live could mean a drop or discharge /w or /wo probation

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-04 7:18

>>35
You are eating dicks, faggot.

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