I had sex with some chick last night and I went through 2 condoms. They weren't over a year old or anything. Why did they keep falling off?
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Anonymous2008-03-31 2:48
Because your dick is too small.
Sucks to be you.
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Anonymous2008-03-31 4:14
you have to take them out of the wrapper
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Anonymous2008-03-31 8:19
Your condoms are too big. orz
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OP2008-03-31 10:46
I suppose. My dick is average but not small. These were some free condoms I received from university and a summer concert I went too.
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Anonymous2008-03-31 11:50
you were not erectus
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Cactaur2008-03-31 11:57
I am always erectus... with all my 1k needles.
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OP2008-03-31 13:11
>>6
I was pretty drunk at the time so I would say I had a 3/4 hardon.
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Cactus2008-03-31 13:25
>>7
Truth, Brother Cactaur. Cactus sex is superior, in that the thorns not only hold the latex sheathe on firmly, but they produce 1K bumps that increase pleasure.
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Cactus2008-03-31 14:26
For those who don't understand what I'm talking about, here, behold the CAWKTUS:
Suitably wrapped in a latex sheath, that CAWK would please any woman.
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Anonymous2008-03-31 15:44
>>10
Interesting, the ED article on CACTUS was started on Feb 7, but lounge CACTUS-related threads began in January. And yet no mention. Dear me. CACTUS
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Cactus2008-03-31 16:58
It's because of the threat that the CAWKTUS implies. Who wouldn't be intimidated?