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Getting Laid: the truth

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 19:49

really, for those of you lucky assholes who actually have felt the warmth of a pussy, is it all that its cracked up to be? And how the fuck do you go about getting some hot girl pussy?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 19:56

Naw man, having sex sucks. That's why nobody wants to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 19:58

And how the fuck do you go about getting some hot girl pussy?

Alcohol + year 10 formal

Name: RedCream 2008-03-27 20:00

People generally use sex as social punctuation.  The real conversation takes place with violence and hate.  Couples seem to spend most of their time (outside the bedroom) holding each other in contempt.

If you find that sort of nonsense more your speed, then have at it.  But I don't.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-27 20:09

well, I have mixed feelings about sex myself. I mean, I don't want to get a girl pregnant, and I want it to be with someone I love, not for cheap thrills. Is that strange? I've found hot girls, but none that make the butterflies go off with the whole lovey dovey mode.

At the same time, I have this...Urge. It won't go away, and even when I try not to masturbate, I always end up doing so...And then I think about the girls i've come in contact with...Their sexy legs, their faces, their booobs....And in that moment I feel like I can't control myself.

Should I just take the plunge and get in a girl's pants? Should I just masturbate to get rid of the urge? or should I just forgo sex altogether and look for that special someone?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 0:22

well, I have mixed feelings about sex myself. I mean, I want to get a guy to come, and I want it to be on someone I love, not for cheap bills. Is that strange? I've found hot guys, but none that make the erection go off with the whole squirmy spermy mode.

At the same time, I have this...Boner. It won't go away, and even when I try to look at girls, I always end up not doing so...And then I think about the guys who've come on me...Their hairy chests, their penises, their balls....And in that moment I feel like I can't control myself.

Should I just take the plunge and get in a guy's anus? Should I just masturbate until a chippendale gets rid of the urge? or should I just forgo girls altogether and look for that old Playgirl?

FIX'D

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 1:09

>>5
You are probably a rapist of the future.  Yes, your future.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 2:09

>>7
The future needs MOAR RAEP, anyway.  Yes, MOAR.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 3:57

I bet this butthurt beatdown never gets any pussy.

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 4:12

>>9
What's ``alcoholics anonymous?''  Some kind of alcohol-drinking cult?

People that drink are pathetic and should be put out of their misery.

Name: Anonymous Alcoholic 2008-03-28 5:46

Jeepers, this place is anonymous alcoholics

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