Police have rescued two teenage Bulgarian sisters from a circus in southern Italy that forced one of them to swim with flesh-eating piranhas for the amusement of guests. Circus staff also tossed snakes at one of them. Police arrested three Italians who ran the circus, near Naples.
Southern europeans are gypsies. They come and they take France and they go "Gypsie-gypsie-gypsie!". They sleep in your parking space, they steal your dog and you can't sleep at night because they are all going "Gypsie-gypsie-gypsie!" all through the night. They are like restless natives during a tribal celebration - I bet they're sacrificing my dog to their stupid "bratwurst" god or something. They come up to me at the middle of the day and go "Sil vous plait? Wir hassen die automobile gewesen.", and I'm like "DON'T YOU MOTHERFUCKING GEWESEN ME!". "Stay away, or I'll gewesen YOU!". I can't believe they have the right to vote. I've been hearing stories that they are planning to take over the government. Soon we'll have a "bratwurst party" right in the middle of the street, sacrificing dogs and building those stupid hanging bridges all across canals, hindering honest sailors.