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Navy SEALs are always taught....

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-24 12:29

1) Keep your priorities in order and
2) Know when to act without hesitation.

A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So He sent me."

PROTECT OUR SOLDIERS, RESPECT OUR TROOPS. VOTE MCCAIN IN NOVEMBER.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-24 13:24

WIN!!  VOTE McCAIN FOR FREEDOM!!

Name: RedCream 2008-03-24 19:08

American soldiers that kill Middle Easterners for the oil companies, has NOTHING TO DO with freedom of speech.

If American soldiers really want to protect your Constitutionally-recognized rights, they'd be sent to stop the illegal aliens streaming across the southern US border.

P.S.  That SEAL committed a crime right in front a large number of witnesses.  Prosecute his stupid, flag-masturbating ass.

P.P.S.  McCain wants to do as much as the rest of the Congress about the illegal alien problem -- in other words, NOTHING.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-24 20:43

S.A.S rules

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-24 20:51

Know when to act without hesitation.
Ten minutes went by

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-24 21:46

>>5

lol

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-24 21:46

KIKES

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-24 22:17

>>5
He acted at the right time. It's not always wise to react impulsively or otherwise miss the timing of an action.

Name: RedCream 2008-03-24 22:56

>>8
Yeh, of course.  Committing assault doesn't sound impulsive at all.  Wise move, shitnut.  Well planned.  Maybe SEALboi was waiting for MOAR WITNESSES to his crime.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 8:39

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-07 23:40

Are you kidding me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kid

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 1:26

^Bullshit. Nothing but pure bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-08 4:59

helter skelter

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