ITT: Times you were caught fapping.

I was 17 and at home. I Found a technique to have extra pleasureable fapping. I taped 4 water balloons with hot water togather and stuck my lotioned up dick between them. My neighbor was in skimpy clothes outside so i moved the couch to the window, put it between the matress and started fucking it watching her.Well I didn't know my mom was sleeping in her room. She walks out and walks in on me fucking the couch with a home made sex toy staring at me 15 y/o neighbor. We don't talk much now.

You and your mom or you and your neighbor?

Obviously, your mother is just stunned ... stunned from the repressed lust for soncock as it energetically pistoned into a home-made sextoy.  "Why can't society let him plow my poon?" she fervently thinks.

once, but i played it off all cool and told her i was itching

Easy, parents just walked in on my while my dick was in her cooch. There are no locks on the door to my room.

wtf
that is all so gross















































































I am fapping to this now