Oh. My. God.

What the fuck just happened? I'm still in fucking shock at what just occurred.

My friend Ash put me on the phone with her friend, Morgan, for a couple minutes while she went to change.

Anyways, I'm flirting with Morgan (who sounds like a fuckin' HOT bitch from over the phone) while Ashley is away, and I tell her that she sounds like a porn star, take my word for it, she sounds FUCKIN HOT.

Anyways, Ashley finally comes back, and tells me that Morgan is her gay friend.

I'm like "So she's a lesbian?"

"No, Morgan is a guy."



:o


.....my penis has never gone from solid to flaccid so quickly in my entire life. I swear to God, that dude sounds like a fuckin' woman.

I don't even know what to think, I've already started downloading as many lesbian porno vids from Empornium as my bandwidth can handle, as I'm grasping on to all hopes of not being a closet homo.

Oh God, please help me.

tl;dr version:
>>1 is gay.

might as well fuck him since you think he's hot

atleast suck him off

yeah don't be a jew

>>1
Chill the fuck out dude. Sounds to me like your balls didn't touch. I think you're ok.

Androgenous names suck for this reason

suck him off, nigger

can you tell me his numbers?

You know why your gay, because your so insecure about this. A real straight guy wouldnt give a shit if this happend to him.

can i suck you off >>10

OP if you're unsure about your sexuality just look at the fucking title of the thread you made.