My head aches, my body hurts and every 10mins or so I have to run to the toilet before the watery shit explodes out of my ass. It's like I'm pissing brown shit from my ass and it stinks!
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Anonymous2008-03-19 16:30
pics or it didn't happen.
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Anonymous2008-03-19 16:48
Thats awesome
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Anonymous2008-03-19 17:05
I wish I had food poisoning. Then I wouldn't have to go to school and get laughed at by everyone.
I'd take pics but it'd be nothing special because it's just water that comes out of my ass now. I'll drink a glass of water because I'm dehydrated and then a few mins later I'm shitting water...
THIS SUCKS!
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Anonymous2008-03-19 21:24
well no one said it wouldnt suck
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Anonymous2008-03-20 1:55
Heres some advice for Anonymous should he ever get food poisoning.
Do not use tp to wipe your ass. Even if it's that fancy super soft triple ply shit. Because after two days of constantly wiping your ass it's going to get raw and start to bleed and it stings like hell.
Also, the open skin that's bleeding will begin to heal between shits and that's a pain nobody should have to go through
Use baby wipes or failing that wet the tp before you wipe.