Christians

Why is it I don't steal but so many Christians do?

Why is it I don't kill but so many Christians do?

Why is it I don't lie but so many Christians do?

Why is it I don't commit adultery but so many Christians do?

Why is it that I don't do any illicit drugs but so many Christians do?

Why is it that I give spare change to vagrants and derelicts in need of bus money while Christians keep their "well-earned money" to themselves?

Why is it that I would turn in something lost and valuable that I found while a Christian would keep it to himself?

Why is it that I would give a stranger food, shelter, and a chance at a job while a Christian would call him "lazy and uneducated" and never give him a chance?

Because Christianity is an unfair and false religion.

Amen

Why is it that Christians don't visit 4chan?

Because heathens do.

Christians are all over 4chan, just look at all the filth on /b/, it's their doing.

i wish christians were like the stereotype. saying no to drugs, homosexuality, pre-marital sex, talking about sex, and all that but they're not.

Christians are the best. You guys all suck nigger balls.

WOW OP You sound like you might be perfect. Are you Jesus?

CHRISTIAN IS STOOP!

hristians, they love to talk about how loving, dutiful and compassionate they are, yet I have yet to meet ONE who does not practice hypocrisy to the highest degree.  Their willful ignorance of the Bible combined with their two faced idealism to preach it, has made us sick, hasn’t it?  For nearly two thousand years Biblicists have been lecturing people on the importance of adhering to the Bible’s teachings on ethics, manners, and morality.  They quote Jesus and Paul profusely, with a liberal sprinkling of Old Testament moralism.  The problem with their approach lies not only in an oft- noted failure to practice what they preach, but an equally pronounced tendency to ignore what the Bible itself, preaches.  Christians practice what can only be described as “selective morality”.  What they like, they cling to and shove down other’s throats; what they don’t like, they ignore vehemently.  That which is palatable and acceptable is supposedly applicable to all; while that which is obnoxious, inconvenient, or self-denying is only applicable to those addressed 2,000 years ago.  Their hypocrisy is so rampant that even the validity of calling oneself “Christian” is in question. I see so many people enjoy quoting the Ten Commandments, the Sermon on the Mount, and some of Paul’s sermons, but don’t even PRETEND to heed other, equally valid, maxims.  I’ve mentioned pro-life and conservatism in other sermons. This one is going to sum up the rest of my beefs.

we need more people like op in the world

The Christian attempts to put prayer into schools run directly counter to biblical teachings.  Jesus said prayer should be a private affair devoid of public display: "And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by men. Truly, I say to you they have received their reward.  But when you pray, go into your room (or closet.) and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret..."  (Matthew 6:5-6 RSV).  Biblicists violate this on a regular basis and have no intention of correcting their behavior.  They demand that evolution be taken out of the curriculum. They demand parochial school receive voucher programs so that they may collect public funding.  Christians continuously pray in public, IE: churches, street corners, schools, courts, etc. yet all the while they never stop to think this is in direct violation to the god they pray to. 

    I, of course, know why this is voluntarily ignored.  Public prayer forces the peers of school children to jump on the band wagon and pray.  We are all aware that the church is simply a business which employs tactics similar to that of tobacco industries in recruiting consumers.  Get the kids while they are young and vulnerable so that they become donating members of the church when they reach adulthood.  I find it humorous that other businesses warn their consumers on the package that it is dangerous to one’s health while Churches don’t put warning labels on the bible for the pornography and immorality it contains.  The psychological damage organized religion causes is notably prevalent.  Cancer from smoking and cirrhosis from drinking is JUST AS HARMFUL as the psychosis believers develop concerning reality.  The “I see demons” complex is more rampant in Christians then it is in acid dropping space cadets.  I am not saying this as a joke.  There are literal studies done on this topic and they are in accordance to what I am conveying here.

    Christians always use the excuse that the above mentioned verse is some how “metaphorical” yet they take Paul’s maxim that men should pray with their heads uncovered very seriously.  I assume this is generally followed because removing one’s hat isn’t particularly inconvenient.  "Any man who prays or prophecies with his head covered dishonors his head…" (1 Corinthians 11:4 RSV).  On the other hand, Paul’s tenet that women must keep their heads covered with a veil during prayer is quite inconvenient and, for this reason, has either been rationalized away or ignored, although it is no less binding than any other moral law in the New Testament: “…but any woman who prays or prophecies with her head unveiled dishonors her head…  For if a woman will not veil herself, then we should cut off her hair: but if it be disgraceful for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her wear a veil…  Judge for yourself; is it proper for a woman to pray to God with head uncovered?”  (1 Corinthians 11:5-13 RSV)  The selectivity in which these verses are followed SCREAMS hypocrisy.

http://www.evilbible.com/christians_are_hypocrites.htm

im a staunch agnostic, but there are decent christians in the world, but they're probably less than 5% of the total.

we need more people like the op's christians in the world

Christfags are gay and their religion is false. Am I cool yet?

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We've got enough, just look at the USA.

Question:
X are evil, we should segregate them!  X lie, cheat, rape and murder!  X are the cause of all our problems!

Answer:
a)  Blacks
b)  Jews
c)  Christians
d)  Muslims
e)  People like you
f)  4chaners

my girlfriend is christian, and I'm atheist.

It sucks, but she's hot, and, aside from sunday mornings, a lot of fun.

I feel like I am a lot more accepting of people than she is, and it really bothers me.

I once used the, "what about someone who was raised with no contact to christianity? according to you, they're going to burn in hell?"

and she said yes...

what kind of belief system is that? Not only do you ostricize the people who flat out believe what you do, you ostricize the ones that have no chance to believe what you do.

I just don't understand how people can think that's right...

Jeepers is Lorb

fuck christians. they go on about "jesus is love" and then they steal from people.

Christians love to say "nobody is perfect" to justify their fucking lives of lasciviousness and lust.

fuck christianity

Christians are all over 4chan, just look at all the filth on /b/, it's their doing.

I'm not a Christian, I actually oppose lust, greed, and anger.

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